You know, the Czar got a bit creeped out this past summer when he was in a large, commercial chain bookstore and saw an aisle—an aisle—named Supernatural Erotic Teen Fiction. That did not prepare him for the following sign he … Continue reading →
Czar, the depths of depravity and cruelty to which the Mandarin descends when experimenting on dogs is abominable. Please tell me he does something to cats, too. Indeed. He once put a kitten in a boot amplification module, with horrifying … Continue reading →
Well, the mailbag was sure full today. It takes a few minutes to decode some of your clever rebuses and steganographs into meaningful words and sentences, but it’s always worth it. First up is JTS, who is training a team … Continue reading →
Much like Eric Cartman, ‘Puter hates cats. Cats are not cute, they are not funny and they are certainly not friendly. And cats most assuredly are not welcome to my pot pie, either. But even ‘Puter’s hatred of felines has … Continue reading →
