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‘Puter Reworks the NCAA Football And Basketball Rules To Reflect Reality

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

His name may rhyme with Heisman now, but Joeshould’ve chosen to make Theismann rhyme with“OMG, I’m never going to walk again!” It’d havebeen way, way more accurate. Unlike professional baseball in America and professional soccer everywhere else in the known … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Basketball, College Athletes, NCAA, Sports, Talkin' Football, The Czar

Excellently Done

The Gormogons Posted on December 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This is a little late for Veterans’s Day, but the Czar’s dad sent this to him a while ago and he just got around to it. Anyway, he and the Czar defy you to be unimpressed with this WV salute … Continue reading →

Posted in College, College Athletes, Military, U.S. Army, U.S. Coast Guard, U.S. Navy, United States Air Force, United States Marine Corps, Veterans’ Affairs, West Virginia

A Simple Test

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Lawyers very much enjoy a fair test of the facts. Did x occur? Here is a test to see if the legal conditions were met. Everyone agrees with it, and the outcome winds up less disputable. The media has no … Continue reading →

Posted in College, College Athletes, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Roman Catholics, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam, Universities

Whatsoever you do…

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

“Whatsover you do to the least of my people, that you do unto me.” Matthew 25:40 There is not much left to say after Muscovy’s own The Czar and the !!!1!!!ELEVENTY!!1!!licious ‘Puter’s eloquent takes on the Penn State scandal, so Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, College Athletes, Dr. J., Penn State

God And Man At Penn State

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s going to take Czar up on his suggestion and address the similarities and differences between the Penn State child rape scandal and the Roman Catholic Church child rape scandal. First, the similarities. 1. Powerful men entrusted with the welfare … Continue reading →

Posted in College Athletes, Evil, Idiot criminals, Pennsyltucky

Final Thoughts on Paterno

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

SMack writes in: Sir Czar, Don’t you understand that if cardinals coached national championships we’d have forgiven them all too and gone on to praise them for all their years of wonderful coaching and saying a couple of years of … Continue reading →

Posted in College, College Athletes, Czar-Related Firing Squads and Summary Executions, Dr. J., Mailbag, Sexual Predators, Stupid People

O Mores!

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, you could hardly have missed our jeremiad earlier today, in which we attacked the do-nothing immorality of Penn State officials over the Jerry Sandusky obscenity. The Czar thinks as many people should go to prison over this as can … Continue reading →

Posted in College, College Athletes, Czar-Related Firing Squads and Summary Executions, Sexual Predators, Stupid People, What is to be done?

Penn State Moves Toward State Pen

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The scandal happening at Penn State is beyond description. For years, it appears, university and university athletics officials were aware—not dimly, but positively aware—that defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky was raping children, but opted to do nothing about it. Sandusky has … Continue reading →

Posted in College, College Athletes, Crime, Czar-Related Firing Squads and Summary Executions, Sexual Predators, Sports, Stupid People, This sport really sucks

Stupid Sports Idea of the Day For Discussion

The Gormogons Posted on April 9, 2009 by 'PuterApril 9, 2009

College athletics, particularly men’s’ basketball and football, are a multi-million dollar a year moneymaker for universities. Coaches and schools get rich off the work of the athletes, who are not permitted to be paid. Worst, perhaps, is the polite fiction … Continue reading →

Posted in College Athletes, NCAA, Stupid Question of the Day

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