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Progressive Cannibalism, or Nutroots vs. Big Skool

The Gormogons Posted on July 9, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Private universities sued their tax exempt status? WTF? When Dr. J. saw this article last week, it made his eyes pop out of his head, much like those of Aria Stark actress Maisie Williams’s after she watched the Red Wedding … Continue reading →

Posted in Euro-Elitist Academics, Law Suits, Property Taxes, Tax Increase, Universities

Up the Academy: An Academic’s Response to The Czar

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Ivory Tower’s a nice place to visit, come by, have a spot of tea. Dr. J. loved The Czar’s thoughtful analysis of Big Skool. He is right in that the tides are slowly turning as the Baby Boomers who … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, Dr. J., Euro-Elitist Academics, Generations, Ivory Tower, Medical Education, The Czar of Muscovy, Universities

Academic Shifts

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long before most of you remember, the Czar predicted that the Next Big Thing to blow up on the Left will be academia. Stiff competition from online schools, skyrocketing tuitions, zero-guarantee job placement, and repeated exposure about how stupid the … Continue reading →

Posted in Capitalism, College, Conservatism, Euro-Elitist Academics, Leftism, Universities

For Whom The Quad Bell Tower Tolls

The Gormogons Posted on December 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Somewhere in one of the dusty conference rooms at Castle Gormogon, the Mandarin and the Czar met to discuss higher education. Of the great many things discussed, we concluded that higher education as we know it could be on considerably … Continue reading →

Posted in College, Economics, Free Market Economy, Future, Job Security, Jobs, Professor Mondo, Unemployment, Universities

Do Not Ask For Whom the Class Bell Tolls

The Gormogons Posted on May 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is wont to make predictions, and today he makes another one. Society has basically had enough with goofy leftism. 2010 saw a major political swing back toward something resembling common sense, although clearly there is much work to … Continue reading →

Posted in College, Education, Euro-Elitist Academics, Leftism, Liberal Fascism, Universities

Classy Boots…

The Gormogons Posted on January 2, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin can’t even make it two days into the new year without having to dispense a Boot in the Gut award to some well deserving progressive. The lucky recipient of 2012’s first Boot in the Gut is Dr. Hannah … Continue reading →

Posted in Boot in the Gut, Dirty Liberals, Liberals, Occupy Wall Street, Progressives, Universities

A Simple Test

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Lawyers very much enjoy a fair test of the facts. Did x occur? Here is a test to see if the legal conditions were met. Everyone agrees with it, and the outcome winds up less disputable. The media has no … Continue reading →

Posted in College, College Athletes, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Roman Catholics, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam, Universities

Pop Before I Have to Pay, Please

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

With a hat tip to our friends at Small Dead Animals this chart is amazing: Click thru and read the article. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future … Continue reading →

Posted in Universities

Academia Can Be So Dumb

The Gormogons Posted on May 10, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

You may have heard that the University of Missouri St. Louis (UMSL) had some explaining to do when students alleged that two co-instructors—under the aegis of teaching Introduction to Labor Studies—taught, encouraged, and flaunted illegal and unethical activities to two … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Euro-Elitist Academics, Intellectuals, Universities

Utterly superb essay on the dysfunction of the intellectual class

The Gormogons Posted on December 13, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So there you have it. The foundational assumptions of American intellectuals as a group are firmly based on the assumptions of the progressive state and the Blue Social Model. Those who run our government agencies, our universities, our foundations, our … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Worship, Intellectuals, Liberals, Progressives, Statism, Universities

“Why Liberals Don’t Get the Tea Party”

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Peter Berkowitz in the WSJ. Neither professors of political science nor of history have made a priority of instructing students in the founding principles of American constitutional government. Nor have they taught about the contest between the progressive vision and … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Elitism, Media Bias, Universities

Things so foolish, only a j-school grad could believe them

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 12, 2010

Царь пишет: We again must point out that today’s mainstream media is probably the least skeptical, most easily fooled, and least educated group that it has ever been. The Volgi is going to have to take issue with the last … Continue reading →

Posted in Elitism, Journalism, Universities

Paglia vs. élite schools, round 211

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2009

But affluent middle-class Democrats now seem to be complacently servile toward authority and automatically believe everything party leaders tell them. Why? Is it because the new professional class is a glossy product of generically institutionalized learning? Independent thought and logical … Continue reading →

Posted in Camille Paglia, Conformism, Democrats, Education, Elitism, Universities

Charles Murray, bearer of bad news

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 26, 2009

This is a fascinating and deeply troubling graphic, if true: (Source with extensive discussion. Via Jonah on the Corner.) The Œc. Vol. has frequently thought—anecdotally—that something like this is the case. A whole range of explanations suggest themselves, but Confucius* … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Education, Leftism, Liberals, Universities

Why Universities Are Messed Up

The Gormogons Posted on April 15, 2009 by 'PuterApril 15, 2009

‘Puter received an email from the chancellor one of his alma maters today. In the missive, the chancellor who shall remain unnamed stated that the university that shall remain unnamed must take measures to cut back monetarily in order to … Continue reading →

Posted in PC Crap, Universities

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