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Lawyers Caused the Navy Yard Massacre

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

“J’accuse, ass-hats!” (‘Puter, using his fancy-dancylawyering skills in a courtroom, of all places). You read the post’s title correctly. Lawyers caused the Navy Yard Massacre, and it’s about time a practicing lawyer stood up and said so.* Yes, the murderer** … Continue reading →

Posted in Dumb Laws, Law Enforcement, Lawyers, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Shooting

Male Bag! Now With Even More Males! And Bags!

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

That’s not the diplomatic pouch to which ‘Puter referred, Operative ML. Now putit down! Actually, this mailbag’s about the Zimmerman verdict and self-defense law. ‘Puter just enjoys revving up the humorless shrew wing of the gay lobby by linking ‘Puter’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Gormogon Operatives, Guns, Lawyers, Mailbag, Self Defense, Zimmerman

Jhoon Rhee Says Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law Was Irrelevant To The Zimmerman Jury’s Decision

The Gormogons Posted on July 15, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

“When you call Jhoon Rhee self-defense,then you too can say … Nobody bothers me!NOBODY BOTHERS ME! Call USA-1000! Jhoon Rhee means might for right!”Our DC readers of a certain age will understand this reference. ‘Puter’s had about enough of liberal … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Black's Law Dictionary, Lawyers, Liberals, Media, Media Bias, Rule of Law, Self Defense, Self-Control, Stupid People

Shooting and Lawyers. Two Words That Might Go Together

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Could the Czar be any happier than to have not one but two highly respected epistolarians offer sweet prose on different topics, each of which deserves a response. First, in order of arrival, is Borepatch, who delights us with a … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Congress, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Island Dweller, Lawyers, Mailbag, Military, Shooting, The law is an ass

What Hath The Boomers Wrought

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT is miffed. Peeved.  Ticked off.  GorT and family live in a great community that is centered around our Catholic parish.  Over 70% of the kids in our parochial school walk to school each day.  Sure, there are the enabling … Continue reading →

Posted in GorT, Lawyers, Roman Catholics

HHS and Workfare Requirements: Reaping the Fruits of Legal Post-Moderism

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

A thousand monkeys labor at a thousandtypewriters in a dank, dimly lit basementat the Washington Post, churning out editorials,subsisting on a meager diet of E.J. Dionne’s cast off half-empty Courvoisier bottles andRichard Cohen’s beard trimmings. Today’s Washington Post editorial takes … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Dirty Liberals, Gubbamint, HHS, Lawyers, Liberal Fascism, Rule of Law, Washington Post - WaPo

Holder: What Happens Now

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Okay, so Eric Holder was found in contempt of Congress! Dude, you really screwed up. Bad.(REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque) So now what happens? Actually, a lot, and not a lot. The crazy irony is that when a person is found in contempt … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Eric Holder, Law Enforcement, Lawyers, The law is an ass

What the Hell is this SOPA Thing Anyway?

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

DT writes us: Hoopy Frood and Generally Towel-Bearing Fuzzy Czar, As you know, some of our “representatives” are passing around a bill that would do some pretty bad things to the Internet and freedom of expression as a whole. It’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Digital Piracy, Lawyers, Legislative Proposals, Piracy, Pirates, Stupid People

Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Lawyers

The Gormogons Posted on December 8, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

As ‘Puter may have mentioned once or twice before, he’s an attorney working in house at a boutique financial company. Some have referred to ‘Puter’s company’s niche as a vulture fund, but that’s for another day. More to the point … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Gormogonica, Lawyers

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

The Gormogons Posted on August 2, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s been up to his ears in work, which, in this economy, is a wonderful fix in which to find one’s self. Today, amidst the current office insanity, ‘Puter received from outside counsel a pro se defendant’s pleadings. Pro se … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Lawyers, Stupid People

The Lawyers Are Screaming

The Gormogons Posted on February 28, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

So Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) must be doing something right. ‘Puter received the following missive from the New York State Bar Association president this afternoon. Please read it for yourself: Dear [‘Puter], Esq.: I am writing to urge that you … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Lawyers

Interesting Impact

The Gormogons Posted on January 3, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

January 1st is not only New Year’s Day but it is also “Public Domain Day” – the day on which works whose copyright has expired enter the public domain.  However, the U.S. law has changed over the years to lengthen … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, Lawyers

The Great Circle of Life

The Gormogons Posted on July 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 1, 2009

Half-read stories can save a lot of time. Many politicians are lawyers. Lawyers are often nick-named sharks. Seems sharks use specific hunting strategies similar to serial killers. Seems serial killers have brains wired very much like politicians. And know that … Continue reading →

Posted in Animal Attacks, Divorced-beheaded-died-divorced-beheaded-survived, Lawyers, Neurology, Politicians, Serial Killers, Sharks, Stupid Mongorians, Unfreeze those arms sales to Taiwan already

Greedy Lawyers + (Sexting + Suicide) = Bad Law

The Gormogons Posted on March 23, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 23, 2009

This is a truly sad story, but not a good reason to create new, unnecessary law. The Logan family’s only child — an 18 year old daughter Jessica — sent a nude photo of herself to her boyfriend’s cell phone. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dumb Laws, Jessica Logan, Lawyers, Sexting, Stupidity

To The Victors Go The Racial Spoils

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2009 by 'PuterFebruary 9, 2009

Here’s another good example of why New York is so monstrously messed up. The Bar Association has a racial spoils system, dedicated to promoting diversity in the Bar’s governing House of Delegates. That’s right, no need to run for election … Continue reading →

Posted in Lawyers, New York, New York State Bar Association, Racism

Kentucky Woman

The Gormogons Posted on August 13, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 13, 2008

Whatever did we do in the benighted days when we didn’t have lawyers to protect us from evil malefactors? Why, we usually worked the problem out ourselves, without violence, and without need for judicial intervention. But, to give our attorney … Continue reading →

Posted in Kentucky, Lawyers, Tramps, Waffle House

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