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Happy Hanukkah

The Gormogons Posted on December 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Gormogons wish a Happy Hanukkah to all of our Jewish readers! Dr. J.

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Posted in Han Solo, Happy Hanukkah, Jews, Judaism, Shooting First, Star Wars

The Slippery Slope…

The Gormogons Posted on April 9, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

If you don’t know by now, you should know that Dr. J. is about as strong a champion of religious freedom as the Gormogons get. Dr. J. as friends of every religious persuasion and also friends that are agnostic and … Continue reading →

Posted in Jews, ObamaCare, Religion, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

כתיבה וחתימה טובה

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. and the Gormogons would like to wish our Jewish readers and friends a happy Rosh Hashanah! It is 5772 by Jewish reckoning for those who keep track of these things… May you be written and sealed for a … Continue reading →

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Most American Jews May Not Care About Israel

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Many American conservatives (Jewish and not) are puzzled by the large scale support American Jews continually offer the Democrats, when the average Democrat does his darndest to smear Israel, support groups who openly want Israel eliminated, and seek to discredit … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Israel, Jews, Liberals

Jewish-American Voters

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

No less a celebrity than one Emily Grace has “graced” us with an email. You all know her: she is one of our biggest promoters, particularly on Twitter, where she has personally linked us to several thousand followers (until ‘Puter … Continue reading →

Posted in Black America, Democrats, Jews, Republicans

Happy Purim, a little belatedly, from the Gormogons.

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Hope it was a good time. Cute song: Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Club Gormogon, Holidays, Humor, Jews

The Czar & the Jews (Oy!)

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 24, 2010

One always hesitates to disagree with the Czar, but the fact is while Jews vote the way they want, they overwhelmingly want to vote for Democrats. Jews have voted in overwhelming numbers for the Democratic candidate since the Progressive Era … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Israel, Jews, Republicans

Never Forget

The Gormogons Posted on January 27, 2010 by 'PuterJanuary 27, 2010

On this day in 1945, the Soviet Army liberated the Nazi death camp at Auschwitz. This single death camp killed over 1 million Jews and other “undesirables” during the Nazi horror according to historic consensus. The Soviets estimated the Nazis … Continue reading →

Posted in Jews, Nazis, World War II

And The Light Shineth In The Darkness

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 2, 2009

Yesterday was the 70th anniversary of the start of World War II. In the early morning hours of September 1, 1939 Nazi Germany (shortly followed by the treacherous Soviets) commenced its blitzkrieg on Poland, which fell within the month. Poland, … Continue reading →

Posted in Jews, Nazis, Poland, Saints, World War II

Cure for radiation sickness?!

The Gormogons Posted on July 20, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 20, 2009

Is this possible? Wow. The medication works by suppressing the “suicide mechanism” of cells hit by radiation, while enabling them to recover from the radiation-induced damages that prompted them to activate the suicide mechanism in the first place. Wow. Confucius, … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Jews, Miracles and wonders, Nuclear power (more now please), Nukes

Pay attention, President Obama: Them Jews know what they’re doing.

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 10, 2009

So, the “Rev.” Jeremiah Wright (the scare quotes are because he ain’t a person to be revered) says that “them Jews” are keeping him away from President Obama. If so, well played, Bnei Yisrael. “Them Jews aren’t going to let … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Barack Obama, Israel, Jews, Racism

The Essenes never existed?

The Gormogons Posted on March 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 18, 2009

So says an apparently sane scholar. It’s possible—history is a very tricky enterprise, and the further you go back, the less you have to go on. Of course, I guess it shouldn’t surprise me ever since Ghettoputer proved that the … Continue reading →

Posted in History, Jews

!הַלְלוּיָהּ ! הַלְלוּיָהּ Alleluia alleluia!

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 13, 2009

B16 not only mends fences but builds bridges* with the rabbinate. Rabbis after pope meeting: Crisis over “The Jewish people, who were chosen as the elected people, communicate to the whole human family knowledge of and fidelity to the one, … Continue reading →

Posted in B16, Jews, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Benedict XVI steps up

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 13, 2009

B16 does a great job in clearing the air of l’affaire Lefebvre (and especially the Richard Williams, Fuckwad, Esq., sub-problem). An unforeseen mishap for me was the fact that the Williamson case came on top of the remission of the … Continue reading →

Posted in B16, Jews, schismatics, SSPX, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Minchiatta! Stronzo! Cazzata! Infame! SILENZIO!

The Gormogons Posted on January 15, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 15, 2009

Jody Bottum writes: Cardinal Martino is the former representative of the Holy See to the United Nations, and he now heads the Vatican’s Council for Justice and Peace—from which perch he recently commented, to an interviewer at Il Sussidiario, about … Continue reading →

Posted in Gaza War, Israel, Jews, Roman Catholics, Stupidity, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

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