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Scott Walker, We’ll Hardly Know Ye

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar thinks Scott Walker, among others, would in particular make a fine president. Too bad, really, because reality doesn’t give a hoot about what the Czar thinks, nor what ought to be even were we incorrect. Indeed, realty kind … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Election, Conservatism, Democrats, Liberals, Politics, Republicans, Scott Walker, Voting, Wisconsin

Mailbag – Droid Factory Edition

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative BG writes in: Dr. J.,  Is it possible I’ve divined the actual location of Castle Gormogon?  Dr. J’s prescription shows the castle’s phone number as 888-867-5309, which is apparently located at 2209 Whitten Road, Memphis, TN 38133.  I’m thinking … Continue reading →

Posted in 2-1B, And yet she must scream, Castle Gormogon, Cyborg, Darth Vader, Dr. J., Gormogon Operatives, Hello Kitty, Minions, Star Wars, Wisconsin

NYT Editors’ Hypocrisy, Recall Election Edition

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter imagines this to be the creative process in the New York Times’ editorial suites. Here comes another double-flusher from Keller! ‘Puter was enthralled to read today the the New York Times editorial board fervently believes that judicial retention elections … Continue reading →

Posted in Election, Florida, New York Times - NYT, Stupid People, Wisconsin

Going Mobile

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Conservatives and Republicans alike had an amazing week. The Czar has been saying over and over that the Right is dominating the social media scene: Twitter, Blogger, Thiser, Thatter, and (increasingly) Facebook is now becoming a vast, right-wing playground from … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Conservatism, Democrats, Election, Liberals, Republicans, Voting, Wisconsin

In Praise Of Incrementalism

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Man, what a hangover. Czar and ‘Puter were up for two days straight, celebrating Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s historic beat-down of labor unions with the fine serving wenches at the Leaping Peacock.  Before you get all “‘Puter’s a sexist pig,” … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, New York, Politicians, Politics, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

Why The Result In Wisconsin Matters

The Gormogons Posted on June 7, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

There has been lots of analysis and discussion about the recall election of Gov. Walker in Wisconsin and the meaning of the outcome.  We’ve done a fair amount here and it’s all worthy reading.  However, regardless of how the left … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberal Idiots, ObamaCare, Pensions, The Obama Amateur Hour, Wisconsin

Making the News

The Gormogons Posted on June 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

How the Obama campaign has been treating the press; and the press has beengetting a little tired of it. Many of us on the Right are thumping our knees with laughter over the Left’s outrageous denial that the Walker re-election … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, CNN, Jay Carney, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, MSNBC, NBC News, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour, Wisconsin

Wisconsin, Salvator Americæ? [MINOR UPDATES}

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

To: Confucius, Œ.V., ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛, ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛, Kyrgyzstan.From: J, M.D., D.Sith., Castle G, Plateau of Leng, Wisc.Subject: 5 out of 6 ain’t badAll the rest of us have posted today, no pressure, big guy. Ok, fine, as Volgi, Confucius* should take a … Continue reading →

Posted in Election Results, Kyrgyzstan, Mitt Romney, Oh Marie, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

Things I Have Learned By Watching Morning Joe

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is how Ms. Brzezinski shouldhave looked, had she a grip on reality. ‘Puter watches Morning Joe on MSNBC each morning.  ‘Puter already knows what he thinks and why.  ‘Puter wants to see what liberalism’s best and brightest think on … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Election Results, Mika Brzezinski, MSNBC, Stupid People, Wisconsin

On Wisconsin…

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin wishes to extend his congratulations to Governor Scott Walker and Lieutenant Governor Rebecca Kleefisch on their victory last night. Your Mandarin is also pleased with the overall outcome of this recall effort and the ongoing impact it is … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Barack Obama, Leftism, One Term President, Progressives, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

E.J. Dionne: God’s Gift To People Who Enjoy Illogic, Being Played For Fools

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Why ‘Puter reads E.J. Dionne is beyond ‘Puter.  Heck, why anyone reads E.J. Dionne is beyond ‘Puter.  Yet, like a moth to the flame, Green Lantern to Kato and Czar to the closest cervine, ‘Puter is inexorably drawn to Mr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, E.J. Dionne, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Washington Post - WaPo, Wisconsin

Yes, it’s the “Badger State,” Mitt…

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2012 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

…but that doesn’t mean you’re supposed to call Castle G three times a day. The Doc reminds me that tomorrow is the Wisconsin primary, and as Castle Gormogon’s current location in this dimension is in Wisconsin*, that means we’ve been … Continue reading →

Posted in Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Primaries, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Wisconsin

Mail Mail Mail…Actually, Just Mail Mail

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And the mail comes in: Great and Mighty, etc., Dreadful, etc., цѣсарь, Your humble Burgher of Bong sends greetings from the land of Badgers and Beer-makers and Meat-Packers. Also the land of pointless recall elections, expensive ‘bring out your dead’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Hurricane, Liberal Fascism, Mailbag, Wisconsin

Three Lefts Make A… Anyone?

The Gormogons Posted on August 16, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Not too far off from an essay in which is Czar showed how liberals continually move the goalposts out of a mistaken belief in their own popularity, Walter Russell Mead at The American Interest recounts the same history of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Leftism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, New York Times - NYT, Wisconsin

Time To Grow Up. Or Shut Up. You Choose.

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, now, what do we make of the Wisconsin recall elections? We could mention that the GOP’s success wasn’t overwhelming. We could mention that the two predictable wins gained by the Democrats may very well be offset by next week’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Boo fucking hoo, Election, Election Results, Liberals, Wisconsin, You Make the Baby Jesus Cry

Let Us Temper Our Glee For Justice Prosser

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, by now you have heard that Justice David Prosser of Wisconsin has somehow produced over seven-thousand votes that were lost under highly questionable circumstances. Although at the time of this writing his opponent has not conceded, there seems to … Continue reading →

Posted in Election, Election Results, Unions, Wisconsin

Funny, so did I!

The Gormogons Posted on April 7, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Dr. J writes in: I just wanted to let you know, I found 723 absentee ballots for Assistant Attorney General Kloppenberg in the back of my Prius… There seems to be a lot of that going around. Also, ballots that, … Continue reading →

Posted in Election, Vote Fraud, Wisconsin

What Wisconsin Is Really About

The Gormogons Posted on April 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

According to The Christian Science Monitor’s Mark Guarino, today’s local elections in Wisconsin are all about collective bargaining: Election Day in Wisconsin, Tuesday, is becoming yet another chapter in the ongoing debate over the collective-bargaining power for unions in that … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankruptcy, Unions, Wisconsin

BG Takes A Deeper Look At Wisconsin

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

BG writes in with a curious observation on scrapbooking: O Noble Czar— Apropos of the Царица’s observation that anyone who wants to dump on a teacher for being an over-compensated, lazy-ass greedy bastard only has to point to Madison, Wisconsin, … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrat consistency, Democrats, Leftism, Liberals, Wisconsin

A Sweet Ride

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

The other Gormogons have covered the ground mightily with regards to the Wisconsin protests but I thought I’d throw out a few benefits that maybe people aren’t aware of that will likely fall (if they weren’t eliminated by today’s bill … Continue reading →

Posted in Teacher Unions, Wisconsin

Teachers on Madison

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

As many of you know, the Царица is herself a public school teacher in a tough part of town to the east of Muscovy. She has been impressed with the yanked carpet the Wisconsin state Republican senators pulled on their … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Wisconsin

And Now, A Message from the Burgher of Bong

The Gormogons Posted on March 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The veritable Burgher of Bong (shut up, it’s a real place) writes us: Great and Mighty, etc., Dreadful, etc., цѣсарь, From the outskirts of the Bong Recreational Area, I shamefully admit to having just worked out the tribute our family … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Illinois, Mailbag, Wisconsin

Why Liberals Are Losing the Union Argument

The Gormogons Posted on March 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Not so much a reply, but a follow up to dear ‘Puter’s takedown of a Time magazine letter to the editor. Thanks to Geep, the Czar was able to read the union boss’s’’ let’ter, and discovered, to no surprise, that … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Public Sector Jobs, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

Dear Dems: Bite Me

The Gormogons Posted on March 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Man, the Czar wishes he wrote this. He could have, at least stylistically. But indeed, this is an actual letter from Wisconsin’s Senate Majority Leader, Scott Fitzgerald, to absentee democratic Senator Mark Miller. Enjoy every word: March 7, 2011 Sen. … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Republicans, Wisconsin

Wisconsin Democrat Not Sure How Bill Becomes Law

The Gormogons Posted on February 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Wisconsin State Assemblyman Peter Barca, Democrat, is quoted by CBS News (without any sense of irony or correction) as saying that state Republicans “trampled on democracy though throughout the day and really throughout this past week.” What happened was the … Continue reading →

Posted in Democracy, Democrats, Wisconsin

Ideological Warfare*

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Public sector unions generally, and the Wisconsin teachers’ union specifically, have lost the first battle in the emerging war over taxpayer funded salaries and benefits. Despite the unions’ misplaced yet fervent belief, the public was not swayed to their side … Continue reading →

Posted in Rant, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

Wisconsin Says Enough!

The Gormogons Posted on February 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Look at the size of the crowd in Madison. Here is the great news: this is the pro-Walker crowd, counter-protesting the union thugs who have swamped the state building. Think this crowd is bigger? Looks like. And sure hope so. … Continue reading →

Posted in Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

But What Does Your Wisconsin Resident Think?

The Gormogons Posted on February 19, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The worst part of this account is that nothing in it really surprises the Czar. Basically, this report confirms your suspicion that the protestors in Madison are hired thugs intent on causing real problems. The tea party plans to rally … Continue reading →

Posted in Government spending, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

JAB: Why Madison is Not Like Cairo

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Your Czarness: Might I humbly suggest that your lute-fish-eating neighbors-to-the-north-of-Muscovy, well, they might be in need of a word of encouragement, seein` as how the duly elected Democratic members of their State Senate done up and run. And they run…south…oddly … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Wisconsin

BREAK THEM!

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

BREAK THEM! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Teacher Unions, Wisconsin

On, Wisconsin!

The Gormogons Posted on December 16, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

As an update to ‘Puter’s post immediately below, in a shocking move, the Democrat leader of the Wisconsin State Senate voted with Republicans to vote down the Assembly approved giveaways. Unions and Democrats are said to be “stunned.” Well, good. … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupid Politicians, Wisconsin

A Ways Removed

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Peggy West, a county supervisor in Milwaukee, WI, does not understand why Arizona wants to prohibit illegal immigration when it is nowhere near the Mexican border, like Texas is. People are making a lot of hay that she is a … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizona, Wisconsin

Hey, I’m back, what did I miss?

The Gormogons Posted on August 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 5, 2009

Your Volgi has returned from a distant land without decent internet service. Not that anyone missed him. I have no idea what the Czar was talking about here. Aren’t all corn-dogs fried? Besides, I have it on good authority that … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill Clinton, Brawny, Deep Frying, Gormogonica, The Amish Stallion, Wisconsin

’Scaansin says: “We don’ need noh socialized medicine, dohncha knoh.”

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 12, 2009

So y’all saw all the coverage of President Obama’s “yay for socialized medicine” rally at Lambeau Field yesterday. I’m sure that they mentioned the thousand people who showed up in the middle of the workday to protest. Punningly, they called … Continue reading →

Posted in Socialized Medicine, Wisconsin

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?

The Gormogons Posted on August 22, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 22, 2008

COPS…in Wisconsin! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Gubbamint, Idiot criminals, The Po-lees, Wisconsin

Making the Blog More Funny

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2008 by GorTJuly 26, 2008

We’re here to mock, so I’ll mock away: Apparently, 孔夫子, the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV) – could he have a longer name?, took matters into his own hands to make the blog more funny. See the news report here. … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns, Mocking, Wisconsin

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