Your Volgi has returned from a distant land without decent internet service. Not that anyone missed him.

I have no idea what the Czar was talking about here. Aren’t all corn-dogs fried? Besides, I have it on good authority that the food on the cutting edge of Wisconsin deep-fryer culture is bacon-wrapped, chocolate-covered waffles on a stick. Though there are rumors of something involving Cool Whip. Now that’s science.

As far as the 빌그린톤팔티 goes, what do you think the odds are that Clinton’s trying to talk the two girls into double-teaming him on Party Plane One?

And why’s everyone around Castle Gormogon calling Ghettoputer “The Brawny Man” or “The Amish Stallion?”

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.