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Rand Paul Just Lost the Presidency

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You know, it’s difficult to dislike Rand Paul. He’s a charming, well-spoken, thoughtful Senator who has more than a little of the country gentleman about him. He is very strict in his reading of the Constitution, extremely limited in his … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, President, Rand Paul, Ron Paul

Ron Paul Self-Destructs At Last

The Gormogons Posted on February 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

One of the best comments about Ron Paul was sent to us some time ago by Bluesun, who forwarded us a comment that Ron Paul was a broken clock who was right 23 hours a day. The Ron Paul clock … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Military, Ron Paul, Stupid Politicians, U.S. Navy, Un-american

Yes, it’s the “Badger State,” Mitt…

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2012 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

…but that doesn’t mean you’re supposed to call Castle G three times a day. The Doc reminds me that tomorrow is the Wisconsin primary, and as Castle Gormogon’s current location in this dimension is in Wisconsin*, that means we’ve been … Continue reading →

Posted in Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Primaries, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Wisconsin

Still More Ron Paul; This Time, The Good

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Stout-hearted reader JB writes in to prove that most Ron Paul supporters are not like yesterday’s. Indeed, this “more rational Ron Paul supporter” easily writes in complete sentences. Actually, the note is very good: O Mighty Czar! Yes, Ron Paul … Continue reading →

Posted in Drugs, Federal Reserve, Mailbag, Ron Paul

Poster Children

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As Ron Paul voters slowly realize that their hope for legalized drugs might have fared better with Buddy Roemer, they gnaw in their desperation. As we have seen many times, they lash out in their Libertarian intolerance at anything that … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Ron Paul

Update From Planet Paul

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With all the excitement over Mitt Romney quietly picking up Illinois, neatly folding it, and putting it away in a sideboard until needed in November, and with Rick Santorum giving a quasi-concession speech that is starting to cushion supporters he … Continue reading →

Posted in Ron Paul, Secret Service, Welfare

Hitting the Second Amendment Fast and Furious

The Gormogons Posted on March 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Trust us in our ability to predict things. But what’s worse than the old Cassandra complex, in which you rail that no one believes your predictions until after they come true? When people tend not to listen, but then go … Continue reading →

Posted in Eric Holder, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Liberal Fascism, Mitt Romney, National Review, Newt Gingrich, Obama Administration, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

Mailbag: In Which All Hail Our Brilliance

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Operative MC etches this secret message into a single oatmeal flake and slipped it into the Czar’s breakfast. It turned up the following morning. A STFU gun!Yeah, the “Japanese” invented it, wink wink nudge nudge, say no more. I love … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Gormogonica, Gormogons, Mailbag, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

Arizona Debate Roundup: Wow, the GOP is Sick

The Gormogons Posted on February 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

CNN hosted what they called the last debate of 2012. Promises! Except of course Oregon has one scheduled for March. Anyway, in the order they were seated at incredibly tiny tables, here is your debate roundup. Ron Paul was very … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

Newt Doesn’t Care for 3 on 1

The Gormogons Posted on January 27, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Wow, thank goodness for audience participation. CNN allowed the crowd to jump in, and it was awesome when (a) Ron Paul led them in a call-response with “Bicycle Built For Two,” and (b) Rick Santorum had them conjugate amō, amās, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Latin, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

And The Final Word on Tonight’s Debate?

The Gormogons Posted on January 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Boring. None of the fire, really, of the weekend debate, but…eh, okay. So Mitt Romney is trying to be a little more tough guy, huh? Didn’t work, and he made Newt Gingrich look confident. Santorum seemed tired and irritable again, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

Trading Paint: Tonight’s Debate Thoughts

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ai-yi-yi. Yi-yi-yi-yi. Despite some tweets we saw that spoke of boredom, the Czar thought tonight’s debate was killer. Darn nearly so, too. First question was to Newt Gingrich about his ex-wife’s ABC News interview, and Gingrich blasted the moderator and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, CNN, Election, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, South Carolina

Hey, Where’s Perry?

The Gormogons Posted on January 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, Rick Perry is out. Actually, he has been out for some time, but evidently our post yesterday convinced him to take this seriously. We can certainly understand him not endorsing Mitt Romney: the two governors are fundamentally opposed on … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Sarah Palin

Candidate Takedown

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has had a couple of requests over the last few months to skewer the Republican candidates to the same degree he has President Obama. Fair enough, although enough cumulative pixels have been spent here doing just that. So … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

16th Debate, 2nd Amendment

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was interested to learn that tonight was the GOP’s sixteenth presidential debate. Yikes. Anyhow, the five remaining candidates generally did well. Santorum, Gingrich, and Perry were strong, forceful, and explicit in their views. Romney seemed a little faltering … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Second Amendment

Cheer Up, GOP: The Dems Only Have Obama

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Debate exists whether Democrats want Romney to run against Obama because Obama would beat him, or whether the polls are right that Romney would eke out a victory over Obama. A lot of very pro-Obama supporters are suddenly coming out … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Polls, Ron Paul

The Last Debate of 2011

The Gormogons Posted on December 16, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Tonight’s was a most interesting debate, for many reasons. In short, nearly everybody did their best. Mitt Romney had some superb lines, Newt Gingrich gathered a lot of applause on some interesting topics, Michele Bachmann was on fire tonight with … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Ron Paul

Is conservatism doomed?

The Gormogons Posted on December 6, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Maybe. If this election is the huge, historical deal it’s said to be, with either the ratification of the terminally debt-addicted redistributive, regulatory Leviathan or the last, best hope to reform it, it’s curious that the GOP, as home of … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Ron Paul

Bluesun

The Gormogons Posted on November 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar admits he was surprised. Usually when you write something scathing about Ron Paul, you get mail. This gem was not what he expected. Dear Mr. Dread and Powerful The Czar, In regards to Ron Paul, Attack Cartoons a … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Ron Paul

Explaining Ron Paul

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So why does Ron Paul continually insist that Iran is a threat to nobody, that their nuclear intentions are peaceful, and that the Taliban have never once attacked America outside of Afghanistan? Because any possibility that Iran is a threat, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Iran, Ron Paul, Taliban

Bachmann’s Run Nears Its End

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So let us see if we understand this correctly. Michele Bachmann is against vaccinations, maybe, because some random stranger went up to her and claimed one caused mental retardation. The Czar is pained to say it, but this is not … Continue reading →

Posted in Jenny McCarthy, Michele Bachmann, Paul Krugman, Phoney Science, Ron Paul, Stupid Politicians, Vaccines

Tea Party Debate: One Lump or Two?

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar watched the debate this evening with millions of other Americans (at least until Top Gear came on, which to be frank, was one of the funniest episodes they have ever done). Overall, there was not much more on … Continue reading →

Posted in Election, Ron Paul, Tea Party

Quit Unforcing Those Errors!

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ah, the end of summer: baseball is winding down, kids are going back to school, and the media starts to ridicule conservatives for things they say. We all know how the game works: when Democrats say stupid things, it’s because … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Conservatism, Creationism, Evolution, Gasoline Prices, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Rick Perry, Ron Paul

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