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The Gormogons Posted on December 10, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

After getting the Earth around the Sun thing wrong,  the Vatican’s science advisors have raised their game  and could run LAPS around Obama’s science advisors. Dr. J. got into an email row with one of his childhood chum, Diogenes, who … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Evolution, Interior, Marco Rubio, The Obama Amateur Hour

In Other Words, Shut Up Leakey

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

For the record, and right up front, the Czar is a significant proponent of evolutionary theory. For him, the evidence is overwhelming and consistent. But when Richard Leakey says that the debate will soon be over, the Czar rolls his … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Evolution, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology, Phoney Science, Science, Stupid People

Big Howdy to the ShieldCroc

The Gormogons Posted on February 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Pro-evolution thinkers are happy: scientists have confirmed that Aegisuchus witmeri, a fossilized creature, neatly fits into a parallel arrangement with Aegyptosuchus peyeri, a 95-million year old cousin of both crocodiles and alligators who all sprang off the Eusuchia line. No … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Science

Whalebag

The Gormogons Posted on January 16, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Secret Gormogon Operative ERC, who hasn’t written in for a while, sent the Czar a single letter: a lower-case b. This of course translates to: Your Czarness: I am well aware that the the vestigial legs of whales and other … Continue reading →

Posted in Evolution, Mailbag

The Czar Is On His Soapbox Again

The Gormogons Posted on January 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Logically-minded people all over the UK are celebrating a rare (for the Brits) victory. The government has largely decided that schools there will teach evolutionary theory, and that creationist new-agery will not. Further, any school that does promote creationist thinking … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Evolution, Public Schools, Religion, Science

Maibag: Math Hysteria

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Once in a while, the Czar says something he believes will generate a lot of grief, and is surprised to find people agree with him. The Czar made such a comment the other day, and has received a couple of … Continue reading →

Posted in Evolution, Liberals, Mailbag, Math class is hard, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin

The Czar On Evolution (Blah Blah, etc.)

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Wow, did Michael Potemra totally nail it today. Basically, he demonstrates that anyone with a sensible reading of Genesis (the book, not the Gabriel/Collins group) must conclude that Darwinian evolution is actually in the interest of religion. In fact, not … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Evolution, Science

Quit Unforcing Those Errors!

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ah, the end of summer: baseball is winding down, kids are going back to school, and the media starts to ridicule conservatives for things they say. We all know how the game works: when Democrats say stupid things, it’s because … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Conservatism, Creationism, Evolution, Gasoline Prices, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Rick Perry, Ron Paul

Weedy Matters

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

AH writes a nice, thoughtful transmission: Esteemed Czar of Muscovy: I hope you will indulge me with something of an answer to your recent piece on natural selection. I too find it refreshing to discuss the issue using familiar products. … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Math class is hard, Science

Evolution and Natural Selection

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

GD writes in: Dread and awesome Czar, I thought “natural selection” and true “evolution” were two different things? Related, but different. Moths adapting their coloring, weeds naturally selecting to resist a herbicide, etc. are all “natural selection”. Isn’t evolution more … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Mailbag, Science

The Proof Is In The Weeds

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

An astonishing number of people reject evolution. This rejection is always of interest to the Czar, because there is (a) a widespread perception that evolution lacks clear evidence despite (b) a tremendous amount of it. Many in the scientific community … Continue reading →

Posted in Evolution, Science

How to Answer the Evolution v Creation Question

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Whether you’re Delaware senatorial candidate Christine O’Donnell or Illinois gubernatorial candidate Bill Brady, you need to learn to STFU on creationism vs. evolutionism. First off, it isn’t even a debate—creationists cannot engage in a logical rational debate on any matter … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Identity Politics, Politicians, Politics

404: Missing Link Not Found

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 1, 2009

Claim: Discovery Institute denies evolution, declaring there are no transitional fossils between tree-dwelling primates and bidepdal proto-humans. These gaps in the fossil record disprove evolution. Finding: Scientists confirm transitional fossil of Ardipithecus ramidus who was halfway between tree-dwelling primates and … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Science

Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 28, 2009

Oh, those wacky conservatives. You see the kind of crap they believe? Largely trivial actor Kirk Cameron is now actively speaking out against The Theory of Evolution and the devil-book Origin of Species. And in true conservative fashion, he is … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Huffington Post, Science, Swine Flu, Vaccines

Official Seal

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 23, 2009

This cute, otter-like guy to the right is name puijila darwini, but you can call him Phil. Or whatever. Indeed, it matters not because he has been extinct for millions of yeas. FoxNews.com calls him a missing link, even though … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Science

Eppur Si Muove

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 20, 2009

John “Don” McLeroy is chairman of the Texas State Board of Education. Why is Texas usually center ring in the Creationist Science circus? It doesn’t help that the chairman is a Level 5 FrontLump. This is a term the Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Don McLeroy, Evolution, Science, Stupid People, Texas

Proof of Evolution

The Gormogons Posted on November 20, 2008 by 'PuterNovember 20, 2008

Note the prominent jaw, the razor sharp teeth, the vacant eyes, the ornamental lure. Then look at Mr. Angler Fish. Clearly, one evolved from the other. Q.E.D. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to … Continue reading →

Posted in Angler Fish, Evolution, Maria Shriver

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