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Common Crap

The Gormogons Posted on March 31, 2014 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Many are blaming the “Common Core” teaching curriculum for the subject of this post but GorT might point at a more broad problem with our approach to education in this country.  Plainly put, GorT thinks that teachers should be paid … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Teachers, Teaching

G5 – Best of the Gormogons – GorTechie

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

As we celebrate the Fifth Anniversary of this site going public (at least in this time stream for GorT), each of us has been asked to post our individual favorite essay or submission over the years. While this post has … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the Gormogons, Education, Gormogons Anniversary, Teaching, Unions

Should We Be Worried About Common Core?

The Gormogons Posted on April 10, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The only thing common to Common Core education standards is that there seems to be something in it to annoy everyone. Forward! Go all loyal student with Common Core teachings to make smart America for all envy of world! Unless … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Education, Glenn Beck, Government Control, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching

Why Public Education Is Doomed*

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

“The educational paradigm has shifted from guaranteeing universal access to guaranteeing universal performance.” -‘Puter’s Tiny Local School District 2013-14 Budget Presentation PowerPoint** If the old saw is true — that a gaffe is when a government official accidentally speaks an … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Education, Gubbamint, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching

In Which Dr. J. Takes Umbridge with The Czar

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dolores Umbridge that is: Shorter Dolores: If I SAY they’re meeting expectations, they are meeting expectations, even if they aren’t. Like Columbia J-School students are taught, draw them in with a headline, no matter how inaccurate. Dr. J. read with … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Dirty Liberals, Dolores Umbridge, Education, Gormogon Infighting, Jedi Academy, Lego, Public Schools, Teaching

Bad, Bad Teacher, Part 6.022*10^23

The Gormogons Posted on November 14, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mrs. ‘Puter prepares to trap theescaped frog by, uh, … . Never mind.Dang, Mrs. ‘Puter’s hot, though. Did you know that according to the United States Department of Education, public school teachers molest children at nearly 100 times the rate of Roman … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Hot For Teacher, Pornography, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching, Unions

Never Let A Crisis Go To Waste

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And so Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel is living large, now that he has bested the Chicago Teachers’ Union. Right? Well, not quite. Although the backlash against the teachers has been intense, the first major test of his ability to restore … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Chicago Political Machine, Chicago Way, Education, Rahm Emmanuel, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching

She Has Had Enough

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Even saints have limits to their patience. The Царица, whom by now all of you know is a public school teacher in a very dicey suburb outside Chicago, has quietly and with much dignity absorbed the slings and arrows of … Continue reading →

Posted in Stupid People, Stupidity, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching, Unions

Reading Is Fundamental

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I enjoyed the Czar’s post on reading but I figured I’d chime in with a missing element:  there are generally three “modes” of reading – for instruction, for education and for enjoyment.  The problem is that each require a different … Continue reading →

Posted in Teaching

Reading Scores

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, who doesn’t love someone smart writing in: Dear Czar, As I read your post entitled “Liberal Science“, a light dawned upon me. When you pointed out that reading began to suffer along with math and science, I was struck … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, READ A BOOK, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching

Fine, I’ll Take My Chalk and Go Home…

The Gormogons Posted on July 15, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

The Czar and your Mandarin were discussing the Obama personality disorder the other day, and yours truly suggested that he has all the mannerisms of the haughty teaching assistant who hates being challenged by a student. And, we see, that … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Barack Obama, Cult of Personality, Euro-Elitist Academics, Pop Psychology, Psychology, Teachers, Teaching

Like a School on Saturday

The Gormogons Posted on July 7, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I’m going to borrow a topic from an email by GorT, Sr., lifting some of his points and expanding upon them.Around 1910, the United States recognized that people were moving from rural to urban areas and they wanted a literate … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Teaching, Unions

In Defense of Teachers

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter spends a lot of time around here bashing teachers’ unions because, well, teachers’ unions so richly deserve bashing. Teachers’ unions exist solely to enrich their members at the expense of taxpayers and children, all the while claiming to champion … Continue reading →

Posted in Parents, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching

Education in Education

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dear Czarman, I have been reading your comments on public schools, and I filter them by my relative’s experiences (by which I mean you’re spot on). She has taught in both public and private schools, but for some reason the … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching

Spending Per Pupil

The Gormogons Posted on February 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Volgi alerts all of us to an assessment of how US education spending compares to other countries’ spending per student, and where our performance falls. And falls is a generous word. If this doesn’t destroy every teacher’s union argument about … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching

Skool is Kool….

The Gormogons Posted on February 21, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

In a follow up to the Czar’s recent post on home schooling your Mandarin would like to add to that neither home schooling or institutionalized schooling are the ultimate answer to educating our children. In reality it is a combination … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Homeland Security, Education, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching

Home Schooling Costs and Benefits: Who’s Right?

The Gormogons Posted on February 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

DEAR CZAR, OH HOW I CARE FOR YOU, What do you think of the proposed legislation that Illinois home-schooled students be registered with the state? Prima facie, it looks reasonable. I know that, in other states, they must meet certain … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Illinois, Schools, Teachers, Teaching

West Virginia: Drop Out Rate a Crisis? Or Not?

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Operative JS has not checked in for some time, having been on special assignment deep in the Sudan. JS was told not to return unless there was proof of a deep underground spacecraft made of a living metal capable of … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Math class is hard, Teacher Unions, Teachers, Teaching, West Virginia

Obama to Address Schoolchildren: We Need More Obedience!

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 1, 2009

Download: Secretary of Education Arne Duncan sent a letter to all school principals that POTUS Obama will speak to school children on September 8 on an unprecedented internet feed. Millons of school children will stop their day, gather in classrooms … Continue reading →

Posted in Arne Duncan, Barack Obama, Education, Liberal Fascism, Schools, Teachers, Teaching

A different view on math in school

The Gormogons Posted on June 20, 2009 by GorTJune 20, 2009

In some of my readings this week, I came across this paper (click for PDF). It’s 25 pages long, but thouroughly enjoyable – at least to me. I think many of his points ring true. Having been through the progression … Continue reading →

Posted in Geometry, Math class is hard, Science, Teaching

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