Apparently, the 2016 NASA budget involves sending a probe to the Galilean moon of Europa. Because of its frozen oceans, it has been speculated that organic material maybe present, and by extension, the conditions for (unintelligent) life to exist, and by further extension, new Democrat voters.

President Obama didn’t get the memo from the Monolith, the alien technology that drove Arthur C. Clarke’s 2001 series:

In all seriousness, it sounds like a cool project, however Dr. J. pines for the day when we, again,  are the leaders in manned space travel. We need a visionary President and a visionary NASA chief.

Dr. J.