Let the kids play, and call the games straight Gentle Readers, Dr. J. always believed that referees are best not noticed. Invisibility correlates with quality officiating, especially in high stakes settings. There are two example that he would like to … Continue reading →
Did you catch the State of the Union last night? We didn’t! The truth is that your Gormogons found far better things to do with our Tuesday evening. The Volgi: I watched the Caps-Sabres game. ’Puter considers nothing sweeter than … Continue reading →
Many conservatives are having a grand time poking fun of Barack Obamas apparent hypocrisy over the Washington Redskins. Specifically, the alleged hypocrisy is that the President has no trouble congratulating the Chicago Blackhawks despite deploring the Redskins’ name. Okay, since … Continue reading →
Dr. J.’s opined in the past regarding realignment. And yet, the NHL saw fit to re-realign their teams. Here are new match-ups: First and foremost, Dr. J. likes that his beloved Flyers are in the same division as the hated … Continue reading →
Your Mandarin received this inquiry from one of our favorite minions: Dearest Mandy, (Alternative opening statement: Beseeching The Wise and Inscrutable Mandarin To Continue Reading This Missive), Admittedly it has been a goal of mine since making the acquaintance of … Continue reading →
Thursday, January 5th, the Chicago Blackhawks are scheduled to arrive in Philadelphia to play Dr. J’s beloved Flyers. Because the Hawks don’t play the Predators (Doc’s other favorite team) until January 24th, the Czar is inclined to invite Dr. J. … Continue reading →
The NHL announced their realignment today. From the look of things, what’s old is new again. Traditional rivalries are renewed and the conferences look much like what your Gormogons cut their hockey teeth on as yout’s. CONFERENCE (7 TEAMS) New … Continue reading →
Well, any good conspiracy is ipso facto ours, and any really bad one—like every single one of the 9/11 conspiracies—are the work of chuckleheads with no affiliation to us. The Czar confesses some degree of naughty involvement here. In fact, … Continue reading →
Well, the Czar calls it yet again. Even the Mandarin is out there, manipulating an aurora borealis to say Go Hawks. Here in Muscovy, things are far from quiet. Fireworks are going off everywhere, and people are literally in the … Continue reading →
As the Gormogons’ arbiter, Confucius, the Œcumencial Volgi, hereby declares the Mandarin and the Czar to have won this year’s hockey bet. Congratulations, and enjoy your booty. Sleestak, you may unlock the slivovitz locker and unchain the vodka barrels. Confucius, … Continue reading →
GorT accepts the Terms and Conditions presented by the Czar and offers the following: In the event the Capitals lose out prior to the Blackhawks, GorT is prepared to send: To the Czar, a Twilight novella (one, it’s his hidden … Continue reading →
Know and hear all ye who quake and tremble in terror before the Czar of Muscovy that indeed we enter the hockey playoff season. And, as last year, the Czar is delighted to the point of forcing undesirables to march … Continue reading →
Probably even more after this: The hosts asked him at some point what he thought of New York.“Well, it’s not bad,” Ovechkin said. “It’s not best place in the world, but it’s ok.”And a thousand Washingtonians breathed sweet sighs of … Continue reading →
The Czar remains astonished. Using Vegas odds to determine how a team will wind up is not any indication of ability, but on how people are betting. That is why odds are tied to gambling. Using odds to explain that … Continue reading →
Scriptsit your Volgi: I’m gonna say taking the Cup winner to seven games beats taking the Cup loser to five. The Czar, who has indeed not attended a Penguins game but is aware of the somewhat angry nature of their … Continue reading →
Scripsit the Czar: the Washington Capitals, who proved to be nowhere as good as the Chicago Blackhawks. I’m gonna say taking the Cup winner to seven games beats taking the Cup loser to five. And clearly the Czar has never … Continue reading →
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Continue reading →The Czar has been to Pittsburgh twice. Both times, he was treated with extreme kindness and graciousness, and fed ferociously well. So he likes the people of Pittsburgh very much. Congrats on winning the Stanley Cup, slamming down those unpleasant … Continue reading →
Well, maybe ‘Puter ain’t always right. Now, the Czar is still willing to accept the near-probability that someone hacked into Geep’s account merely to make the outrageous claim about a certain hockey team… stinking on ice, was it? The Czar … Continue reading →
In this Caps-dominated Antient Society, the Czar offers the following to your Volgi. Khabi!!!And of course, you are doubtless wondering about the Czar’s reaction to the Manny Ramirez 50-game suspension for testing postive for an illegal substance. Well, fact is, … Continue reading →
So I saw this sentence in an article on Caps’ young’un Karl Alzner and figured it might need a little editing. “Of course, he texted a photo of himself holding the ball to his girlfriend and Hershey teammate Sami Lepisto.” … Continue reading →
‘Puter accepts. However, should ‘Puter win, in addition to the pelf ‘Puter will acquire, Czar must wear this jersey to a regular season game at Lambeau Field. Against the Bears. While wearing a Bears baseball cap. 'PuterAlways right, unless he … Continue reading →
Unfortunately, Czar and Volgi doubt ‘Puter’s omniscience. For this heresy, there must be punishment, swift and severe. ‘Puter is dispatching to Czar and Volgi each their own personal Popobawa, which demon will torment them nightly. And ‘Puter stands by his … Continue reading →
Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com
Continue reading →The Czar is stymied by ‘Puter’s total lowering of his guard, especially knowing the Czar’s immense power at calling things early. It was the Czar, after all, who decided the Bulls were unworthy competitors to anyone but the Celtics, and … Continue reading →
Since when do the ‘Hawks stink, ‘Puter? Well, since Bill Wirtz was around, but he’s dead ‘n’ gone, they’re even in the second round of the playoffs, and looking like one of the franchises poised to dominate the league for … Continue reading →
Photo credit: Pete Silver, Off Wing Photo. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com
Continue reading →…goofiness for some Washingtonian goodness. Oh. My. Lord. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com
Continue reading →The Gormogons are big fans of hockey. “Give me the biscuit!” During a bit of some hockey research for a fantasy hockey league, I came across this fellow. I’m sure he gets all sorts of mocking. It’s just too too … Continue reading →
Either that or he’s Neo. Everyone ready for hockey season? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com
Continue reading →In two separate family discussions over the last week, GorT has put forward the idea of Sarah Palin (pictured) as the best choice for McCain’s VP. It appears this morning that it has been proven true. It is my opinion … Continue reading →
