Scripsit the Czar:

the Washington Capitals, who proved to be nowhere as good as the Chicago Blackhawks.

I’m gonna say taking the Cup winner to seven games beats taking the Cup loser to five.

And clearly the Czar has never attended a hockey game in any proximity to masses of Pittsbourgeois.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.