GorT accepts the Terms and Conditions presented by the Czar and offers the following:
In the event the Capitals lose out prior to the Blackhawks, GorT is prepared to send:
To the Czar, a Twilight novella (one, it’s his hidden vice, two, it’ll help understand the Volgi’s obsession with vampires…well, maybe not), a professional beard trimming kit (first, look at the Czar, he has trouble keeping from looking unkempt and furthermore, he’s going to need to cleanup that playoff beard growth-for-luck beard), $5 of stock in Fujitsu so he can continue his interest in dense wave multiplexing and finally a small bag of treats to enjoy after the win.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.