Re: Wait, What?
Scriptsit your Volgi:
I’m gonna say taking the Cup winner to seven games beats taking the Cup loser to five.
The Czar, who has indeed not attended a Penguins game but is aware of the somewhat angry nature of their fans, would nevertheless point out that the team who took the Cup winner to seven games nevertheless got smothered in the semis, not the finals. The Czar references the landmark case Quantitee v Qualitee.
In full disclosure, the Czar acknowledges the Volgi made no claims about the Blackhawks…what was it?…stinking on ice.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.