In two separate family discussions over the last week, GorT has put forward the idea of Sarah Palin (pictured) as the best choice for McCain’s VP. It appears this morning that it has been proven true. It is my opinion that this is a great pick. She’s young, a non-Washington DC insider, Pro-Life, a mother of 5 and a “hockey mom”. All three of us here are big hockey fans, so maybe the last point seals the deal. She’s cut thru a lot of the crap that politicians have been abusing lately (a big axe of mine to grind): she got rid of the private jet that former governor’s used to travel and has been taking commercial airlines and driving herself around. She’s significantly reduced (maybe eliminated) that the protection detail assigned to the governor. And if nothing else, she went into labor with her fifth child somewhere in the lower-48 and took a plane home to deliver the child in Alaska. She’s been through a lot and weathered it all. I think she is a very viable candidate.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.