The Gormogons wish, collectively, all of you have enjoyed the last ten years of frivolity and pithy commentary. We’ve gone from a bunch of no-name jackasses with various dependency problems and a seldom-read website to, in only a decade, being on Twitter as well.
Some of you only know us on Twitter, which is really shameful because this site is much funnier, but this wild blend of National Review, the Addams Family, and Mad Magazine is not as instantaneously funny as Twitter. Yes, we really are that quick with nuttiness.
Some of you know us for our podcasts, which brings incisive analysis and cutting edge connectivity to something like early 1930s radio. Nice job, technology.
And a good portion know us for all these things, and we really hope you stay around for another ten years, assuming you’re not too busy. Happy birthday, us.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.