So, President Obama dropped a new one on us yesterday that was so bad, even the Washington Post is calling out his blunder.
In a response to a question, “Do you wish you had left a residual force in Iraq? Any regrets about that decision in 2011?” President Obama replied, “Well, keep in mind that wasn’t a decision made by me. That was a decision made by the Iraqi government.”
Oh, but wait. Let’s look at some of the history here:
During a foreign policy debate in the election cycle of 2012, we have the following: “With regards to Iraq, you and I agreed, I believe, that there should be a status of forces agreement,” Romney told Obama. “That’s not true,” Obama interjected. “Oh, you didn’t want a status of forces agreement?” Romney asked as an argument ensued. “No,” Obama said. “What I would not have done is left 10,000 troops in Iraq that would tie us down. That certainly would not help us in the Middle East.”
And Obama also stated the following, “Here’s one thing … I’ve learned as commander in chief you’ve got to be clear, both to our allies and our enemies, about where you stand and what you mean.”
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