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Re: Europissoir

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 2, 2009

Dear Czar, The collapse of Blair’s support in the EU that you gleefully document has less to do with a diminishing of the Social Democrat/Christian Democrat welfare-state consensus, I suspect, and more to do with this allegation. If there’s anything … Continue reading →

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The Czar Can Write Stuff Just Like AP Does!

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 2, 2009

President Obama celebrated the 45th consecutive end of the recession today in a White House celebration marked by libations and trays of imported cheeses. “This marks another great day for our country,” he said. “Although we inherited some problems, we … Continue reading →

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Could Obama Be A One-Term President? Absolutely.

The Gormogons Posted on November 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 1, 2009

Fox News has a rather sensational story in which Rush Limbaugh lambasts President Obama. In the story, which reads more like an opinion piece in awkard third person (the Czar finds editorial use of the third person a poor writing … Continue reading →

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Turn Back Your Clocks

The Gormogons Posted on November 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 1, 2009

Or we will be forced to send ‘Puter over to do it for you. And things will be broken. Including your will. Right Geep? The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The … Continue reading →

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Happy Halloween

The Gormogons Posted on November 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyNovember 1, 2009

Imagine walking up to a scary castle, inhabited by a nine-foot-tall robot from the future, who wants nothing more than to open your skull to install chunks of technology into your brain. And then, behind the robot, is a mad … Continue reading →

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A Car That Reflects The Driver?

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 31, 2009

Nice job, marketing department, letting this guy speak: “Sports cars have to be red, but we wanted a new red. So we came up with shoujyouhi red, the traditional red color of a Japanese monkey’s ass.” —Tetsuya Tada, chief engineer … Continue reading →

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Thank Goodness for the News

The Gormogons Posted on October 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 30, 2009

The Czar has been keeping an eye on things for a while. If he were an idiot, he might be inclined to think that:  —The stimulus package has saved 650 trillion jobs, simply because the White House says so.  —The … Continue reading →

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Re: Liberal Bigotry

The Gormogons Posted on October 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 30, 2009

Item the First: The Czar notes the following text: “Homosexuality refers to relations between men or between women who experience an exclusive or predominant sexual attraction toward persons of the same sex.” Evidently, a threesome between ‘Puter and two women, … Continue reading →

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European In the Toilet

The Gormogons Posted on October 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 30, 2009

And just a few days ago the Czar was describing how wiggly ferret Tony Blair was most likely going to be named the President of Europe. And greasy flounder Gordon Brown completely endorsed Blair as the best possible candidate! Within … Continue reading →

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Rimshot, Please

The Gormogons Posted on October 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 30, 2009

Two dozen House members are being investigated by the House Committee on Standards of Official Conduct. This is actually pretty normal: some will be proven guilty, some found innocent, and some guilty as all freaking hell. The details were written … Continue reading →

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Newsweek Losing Readership? That’s So Whack!

The Gormogons Posted on October 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 29, 2009

Holly Bailey of Newsweek has just completed her seventh-grade Civics class, and is now experimenting with snark. Except the snark bites with his teeth, dear. We quote in full, because, well, this sucks as writing. And we had such hope … Continue reading →

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Today is the Internet’s Birthday

The Gormogons Posted on October 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 29, 2009

Well happy freaking birthday Internet. Invented by a twenty-one-year-old Al Gore, the Internet turns 40 today. Of course, then, she was ARPANet, when the very first message was sent betwen UCLA to Stanford, in which it announced that Mars will … Continue reading →

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Returning to the Right

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 27, 2009

A Gallup poll on liberal attitudes is a bit like polling 12-year-olds on whether they like cell phones. Therefore, the outcome of their most recent liberal attitudes poll comes as a welcome surprise: even Gallup concedes that liberalism has more … Continue reading →

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Can I Get That Beer In A Sippy Cup?

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2009 by The MandarinOctober 27, 2009

Your Mandarin was perusing his November 2009 issue of the American Rifleman magazine this morning and came across this news brief: Back in 2005, after an article in the British Medical Journal called for a ban on pointed kitchen knives … Continue reading →

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Scientology Smackdown

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 27, 2009

Europe really hates Scientology, which is something the Czar thinks Europeans are getting right. Scientology was allegedly founded by L. Ron Hubbard on a $5 bet concerning how gullible people are; the Paris criminal court decided what we already know: … Continue reading →

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Odd.

The Gormogons Posted on October 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 26, 2009

FBI: 50 Children Rescued From Prostitution in National Sting says Fox News headline. The Czar read it, but could find no mention of ACORN. Are they not sponsoring this behavior anymore? The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный … Continue reading →

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Union Pacific?

The Gormogons Posted on October 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 25, 2009

Both Australia and Japan have offered strong ideas on a reorganized international power bloc to shore up the aging ASEAN. The two ideas are not compatible, strictly speaking. Australia wants more US involvement, and Japan wants less. None of this … Continue reading →

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Ban-Ki Mun: Get a Job, You Bum

The Gormogons Posted on October 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 25, 2009

Ban-Ki Mun writes an open letter to the American people in the New York Times saying that we can sign the Copenhagen bill that (a) President Obama has been stalling on and (b) puts the United Nations in charge of … Continue reading →

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The Goose That Laid A Golden Turd

The Gormogons Posted on October 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 25, 2009

The Czar and the Mandarin were having dinner with the president of a union trade business this past week. He tolerates only union workers, a point which he is fond to make. Since he was buying dinner and large amounts … Continue reading →

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Fan Mail: Beautiful, And Yet Very True

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 24, 2009

You guys set a pretty high standard—I’ve read a few blogs that don’t and they’re not worth the electrons they’re printed on. See ‘Puter? Quality pays off! The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, … Continue reading →

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You Are The System You Would Fight

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 24, 2009

The Wall Street Journal provides an amazing critique (and possible explanation) behind the Obama administration’s otherwise moonbat fixation with Fox News. The Czar agrees with this pretty much throughout, but feels there is not enough emphasis on the President’s dismissal … Continue reading →

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50 Years of the Obama Presidency?

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2009 by The MandarinOctober 23, 2009

Imagine your Mandarin’s surprise when he read this headline – Barak Obama sees worst poll rating drop in 50 years – for this article from the Telegraph.co.uk online. I thought Obama had only been in office for less than year, … Continue reading →

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Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 22, 2009

Senator Harry Reid, we hardly knew ye. It has been made pretty clear that if Senator Harry Reid puts forth a public option in the health care bill, voters will throw him out of office. So in response, Senator Reid … Continue reading →

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Raucus Bills

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 22, 2009

You know, the Czar is getting annoyed with allegations that puts up some pretty obscene bar tabs, and that he does some pretty serious damage each night because of it. On a hunch, the Czar decided to see whether he … Continue reading →

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This MSNBC chick is smokin’ hot

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 22, 2009

But apparently dumber ’n a box o’ rocks. Watch Jesse’s face. Just awesome. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Movie Night At The Castle

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 21, 2009

The Czar is attempting to catch up on his movie watching. Well aware that folks no less than Jonah Goldberg have criticized certain films as strongly liberal, the Czar must concede he does not see it. Some of these films … Continue reading →

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So two black guys and a lesbian go into a TV studio…

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 21, 2009

…and defend Rush Limbaugh The Age of Barack is bringing folks together…in some very surprising ways. Incidentally, for you kids who’ve grown up recently and have only heard the slur “house Negro,” just know that it’s a polite circumlocution for … Continue reading →

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You’ve met the Czar

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 21, 2009

Now meet his mother: Yes, that’s a Soviet uniform. You think your family has issues. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Shut up, hipsters.

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 21, 2009

Is just something I like to say. But this piece should give you some good ammo next time some boho bozo starts blathering on about sustainable urbanism, or whatever they’re calling it this week: In fact, lack of ethnic diversity … Continue reading →

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Hey, We Needed The Dues

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2009 by The MandarinOctober 20, 2009

According to this article from AOL news, the number of married Catholic priests could grow sharply as a result of the Vatican’s decision to take in thousands of Anglicans and Episcopalians into the Catholic Church. I agree with the quote … Continue reading →

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Ah crap.

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 20, 2009

Lookit. Click to embiggen. Via Big Government. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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We Come From The Future To Help

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2009 by The MandarinOctober 19, 2009

Well at least Fox News hasn’t named GorT and your Mandarin outright in this story about the Large Hadron Collider. According to the news story, Danish physicist Dr. Holger Bech Nielsen and Japanese physicist Dr. Masao Ninomiya claim that “nature” … Continue reading →

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Running Scared

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2009 by GorTOctober 15, 2009

No, I’m not talking about the Billy Crystal / Gregory Hines movie from the 80s.  I’m describing what the current administration and congressional democrats are doing with the healthcare reform effort.  They are attempting to ramrod through the bill before … Continue reading →

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Apropos of nothing

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 14, 2009

Царь наш, Confucius’s brother Li Bai (whom you met here) once commented that at least one volume of his autobiography would likely bear the title Alcohol Was Involved. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Just to give ‘Puter a stroke

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 3, 2009

Here’s a hymn sent in by Gormogon operatrix Jenny. It raises the question: must we revive the Inquisition to deal with the OCP? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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“Publish and be damned!”

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2009

Quoth the Duke of Wellington when Harriette Wilson, the famous Regency courtesan, informed him she’d be publishing her memoirs exposing him as one of her patrons. A good reply to any blackmailer. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that … Continue reading →

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Water on the Moon! Water on the Moon!

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 24, 2009

Water on the Moon! Water on the Moon! Scientists found water on the Moon! In case you have not heard yet, scientists found water on the Moon! Except, and once again you have to find this out from the Gormogons, … Continue reading →

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Re, Re: CIA Directors

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 19, 2009

GorT is correct in his summation that, “The power, control, praise and blame for this action while directly attributable to Eric Holder, stop and lie on the desk of President Obama,” but the President and the administration really don’t care. … Continue reading →

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RE: ’Scuse me, 官

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 8, 2009

Patriot Day is in remembrance of the September 11th, 2001, terrorist attacks. I am looking at my Veterans of Foreign Wars calendar sitting over my desk that not only recognizes the day, but also reminds us that the flag is … Continue reading →

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Julia Stiles: Gormogon?

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 26, 2009

We’ll never tell. For more: go to Styles by Stiles. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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In Which ‘Puter Exacts Revenge On The Czar

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 14, 2009

The Blackhawks of Chicago stink on ice. On this there can be no debate. And now, ‘Puter has pulled strings to crush The Czar’s faint hopes of ever seeing another Stanley Cup. Unless, of course, The Czar sees it in … Continue reading →

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Apparently Government is the Answer

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2009 by The MandarinJune 26, 2009

From TownHall.com The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England during the 18th Century. The Mandarin enjoys spending time with his pet manticore, Βάρἰκος, or Barry (who can be … Continue reading →

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Mailbag!

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2009 by 'PuterJune 18, 2009

‘Puter got email from two Gormogons readers today, and is tickled pink. Each correspondent got a reply, along with a coupon for a free cheese and sausage sampler from Hickory Farms. Of course, the email was received in mid-May, but … Continue reading →

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‘Puter Is Truly Always Right

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2009 by 'PuterJune 16, 2009

Contrary to the calumny of fellow Gormogon the Czar, ‘Puter is verifiably correct in his assertion that the Capitals of Washington are superior to the lowly Blackhawks of Chicago. ‘Puter awaits the return of his Hessian brigade. ‘Puter also remains … Continue reading →

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GM Bankruptcy

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2009 by 'PuterJune 1, 2009

Will someone in the press please ask someone, anyone, in the Obama Administration what their stated authority is for (1) lending money into GM and Chrysler and (2) purchasing stock in privately held, now bankrupt, entities? And don’t let them … Continue reading →

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Schoomed!

The Gormogons Posted on May 31, 2009 by 'PuterMay 31, 2009

Sen. Charles “Chuck” Schumer (D-NY) stated today that Judge Sonia Sotomayor’s nomination to the Supreme Court is “virtually filibuster proof.” When Captain Camera (and one of the Dems’ top attack dogs) comes out and says that so-and-so is a sure … Continue reading →

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Live From GormogonCon I

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2009 by 'PuterMay 23, 2009

Many thanks to Czar for cleaning up the lair — er — office.  And for staying behind in the Gormogons’ undisclosed location most recently outed by Joe Biden.  The Gormogons are also concerned about maintaining the continuity of their shadow … Continue reading →

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Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2009 by 'PuterMay 19, 2009

Or this could happen to you. The natural consequences of this student’s actions occurred, and the mother is upset. Jackasses, both mother and daughter. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law … Continue reading →

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‘Puter is Evil

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2009 by 'PuterMay 6, 2009

By now, we’ve all seen the first American recipient of a face transplant. The woman’s story is horrible. She was shot in the face by her husband in an attempted murder-suicide, destroying much of the middle of her face. ‘Puter, … Continue reading →

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Go Outside!

The Gormogons Posted on May 3, 2009 by 'PuterMay 3, 2009

It’s too nice here Upstate today to be inside.   So wherever you are, get the heck outside.  Even if it’s raining and gray and nasty where you are, it’s way better than Upstate in the winter. 'PuterAlways right, unless … Continue reading →

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Science Fair

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2009 by GorTApril 23, 2009

Last night was the “science fair” at my kids’ school. It was revived by the middle school (6-8th grade) science teacher after years of no major projects being done. I have two main points to write about here – first, … Continue reading →

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Happy Easter from the west

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2009 by GorTApril 13, 2009

A Happy Easter from GorT and family as we travel the west.  We enjoyed a wonderful Easter Mass at the Cathedral Basilica of St. Francis of Assisi (in Santa Fe, NM) celebrated by the Archbishop with an excellent choir that … Continue reading →

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Spring Forward

The Gormogons Posted on March 8, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 8, 2009

In the ‘Puter compound in Upstate, today is the least favorite day of the year.  Even less favored than colonoscopy day.  It’s the day when the gubbamint, for no real reason, steals an hour from ‘Puter. Can someone please explain … Continue reading →

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What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2009 by GorTFebruary 26, 2009

Sure, mock Bush for his pronounciation of “nuclear” and his “internets” gaffe…and mock McCain for not using email when he can’t because of his war injuries….but will anyone stand up and mock this clown?  Gore hardly gets mocked in comparison … Continue reading →

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Congress: Dedicated to Keeping Poor Black Children Down

The Gormogons Posted on February 25, 2009 by 'PuterFebruary 25, 2009

The Washington Post’s editorial board this morning notes that contrary to President Obama’s lofty rhetoric on education’s importance, Congress is committed to killing Washington, D.C.’s successful school voucher program. It appears that teachers’ unions and their wheelbarrows of campaign cash … Continue reading →

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Redundant backup posting for your protection.

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 28, 2009

Hmm. Guess I should have read the blog today before posting the Beaker link. Unless this is some sort of subtle Gormogonical conspiracy. Oops. I’ve said too much. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Celebrity Pledge

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2009 by GorTJanuary 20, 2009

Ok, the Celebrity Pledge (see below) is all well and good, but it prompts two questions in my mind: 1.  Were these celebrities not working hard and not pitching in such that they need to pledge to do so?  I … Continue reading →

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Disfunctional Alcholoics

The Gormogons Posted on January 19, 2009 by GorTJanuary 19, 2009

A sad story from Indonesia: Fourteen young Indonesian men died after drinking a cheap, home-brewed alcoholic cocktail, police said Monday. The men, in their 20s and 30s, died after consuming a mix of 90 percent alcohol, vanilla, ginseng and honey, … Continue reading →

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MSM Sketch Artists: MSNBC Edition

The Gormogons Posted on December 9, 2008 by 'PuterDecember 9, 2008

MSNBC certainly knows how to kick up a story with some fancy graphics. At right is the current cover page picture on the Blagojevich saga on MSNBC’s intertube place. ‘Puter will not dignify it with a link. Check out this … Continue reading →

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Never Forget

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2008 by 'PuterDecember 7, 2008

Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, Members of the Senate, and of the House of Representatives: Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 — a date which will live in infamy — the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval … Continue reading →

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This is for GorT’s dad

The Gormogons Posted on November 14, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 14, 2008

An old gearhead, if I’m remembering right. Via With Leather. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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To Our Jewish Friends

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

Happy New Year. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as … Continue reading →

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To Our Muslim Friends

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2008

Happy Eid al-Fitr. Enjoy freedom from the daily fasting of Ramadan for another year. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter … Continue reading →

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The age-old foes square off again…

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

…yes, it’s Cat vs. Printer in an epic battle of titans. Watch the whole thing. Via Film Drunk. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Blinded by Their Own Hypocrisy

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by GorTSeptember 5, 2008

As a follow up to my earlier post about this, it seems that democrats will go pretty far to advance their agenda.  We have the Code Pink (or Pinkos) demonstrators at the RNC who appear to have gained entry either … Continue reading →

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Where have all the good men gone?

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by GorTAugust 28, 2008

I was doing some light surfing today and came across this article. I’ve been to TR Island – it’s very enjoyable. I’ve been to many national parks and forests that are here largely in part to President Teddy Roosevelt. He … Continue reading →

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Engage!

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by GorTAugust 28, 2008

I’m a big fan of telling people and the government to get out of the way of innovation. There is so much that can be accomplished when the bureaucrats don’t throw up roadblocks. Therefore, I present these two articles on … Continue reading →

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The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by GorTAugust 27, 2008

Ok, the Olympics are over and done and it was a good time regardless of the rhythmic-synchronized-judged “sports”, fakery, propaganda, etc. But the drama continues. Kudos to the folks over at Stryde Hax on continuing to pursue this underage Chinese … Continue reading →

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Can you read this now?

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by GorTAugust 27, 2008

So while all the talking heads blather on about the DNC in Denver, I thought I’d do a little reading. Luckily, I found this OpEd piece by a personal favorite, Dr. Thomas Sowell (a remarkable man). He raises a good … Continue reading →

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Exhibitionist?

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2008 by GorTAugust 21, 2008

Check out this statement. Nice. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ … Continue reading →

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Three Years in the Making

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2008 by GorTAugust 20, 2008

News is flying around the ‘net that Sims creator’s Will Wright and the Maxis/EA team have promoted their new game to gold (for those non-techies out there, this means that it’s close to final production where we’ll see it soon…as … Continue reading →

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Olympic Updates

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2008 by GorTAugust 19, 2008

Just a few updates on the Olympics after my travels have concluded. First, my in-laws just returned from China. They were able to attend the opening ceremonies and a number of the events. It was an amazing opportunity and the … Continue reading →

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Olympimockitude

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2008 by GorTAugust 15, 2008

People, let’s focus a bit here on some Olympic mockery that I’ve been lax (ok, I’ve been on vacation and still am, but a quiet house early in the morning lends itself to some mockery, I guess) on reporting. First, … Continue reading →

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I pity these uninformed people

The Gormogons Posted on August 13, 2008 by GorTAugust 13, 2008

More and more frequently we are seeing people leaping to conclusions without applying any reasonable amount of the scientific method. (I could provide a simple chart explaining it to those who need it, but I figure the readers could do … Continue reading →

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Peaches, Fireworks, this exit

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2008 by GorTAugust 12, 2008

The title is an homage to my fellow blogger who quipped the above as what the South Carolina , my current blogging location, motto should be. Maybe I should stay here. Upon returning to Maryland, I’d have to validate the … Continue reading →

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No, not the red button….

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2008 by GorTAugust 8, 2008

…in September the Large Hadron Collider overseen by CERN in a facility near Geneva, Switzerland will go operational. Now they aren’t going to start splitting or smashing atoms right away but the conspiracy theorists are out there already. We’ll keep … Continue reading →

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Riddle me this, Batman!

The Gormogons Posted on August 7, 2008 by GorTAugust 7, 2008

Too cool….I spent 10-15 minutes today “geeking” out on this site. Too much fun. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for … Continue reading →

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Canadia, Our Suburb to the North

The Gormogons Posted on August 7, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 7, 2008

Now I’m fired up. Canadia hates America? That’s like the fat boy in high school who couldn’t get a date to the prom and blamed all his personal problems on the jocks who had girls draped all over them like … Continue reading →

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How Does One Say “Chutzpah” in Spanish?

The Gormogons Posted on August 7, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 7, 2008

Mexico and the International Court of Justice a/k/a World Court again have their collective knickers in twist because the United States has dared to exercise its sovereignty. Our self-declared freelancing fourth branch of government, the State Department, should tell the … Continue reading →

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Break out those HPs!

The Gormogons Posted on August 7, 2008 by GorTAugust 7, 2008

The upmanship continues! The Volgi missed the mark as I was too young to have the HP-35. I do, however, own the HP-28S and the HP-48S. Maybe I’ll loan each out to my fellow Gormogons so they can work out … Continue reading →

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Maybe there’s oil down here…

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2008 by GorTAugust 6, 2008

You put three guys together on a blog and there is some desire to “one up” each other. So, I’m going to submit the following as trumping the Volgi’s “post on Delusional Idiocy of the Week. According to Sen. Obama, … Continue reading →

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Your payraise is terminated!

The Gormogons Posted on August 5, 2008 by GorTAugust 5, 2008

During my usual course of perusing various websites, I came across this story on Slashdot. I find it humorous on a number of levels: First, COBOL…seriously. Second, they only started to try to revamp the system 10 years ago (that’s … Continue reading →

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An Awesome, Awesome Moment

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2008 by GorTAugust 4, 2008

Pictured are two of the classiest guys to ever play in the National Football League and they were finally, formally recognized (one way later than he should have been) in Canton, Ohio this past weekend. Both speeches were moving, I … Continue reading →

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Compare And Contrast

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 4, 2008

Is Ghettoputer the only person who has noted that The Good Junior Senator From Illinois’ campaign staff seems to be taking style sheet lessons from the propaganda handbook of the most repressive, murderous and unfree world governments of the last … Continue reading →

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Rested, Relaxed and Back For More!

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 4, 2008

After a week or so of vacation in the scenic Delmarva Peninsula (home of Frank Perdue (“it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken”)), Ghettoputer is back and ready for more of the same! In spite of the … Continue reading →

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The Gormogons Posted on August 2, 2008 by GorTAugust 2, 2008

First, I think we’re in a dearth of good leadership (maybe it’s the cycle we’re in) in general and I’m not a big fan of how the American political system has created “politician” as a career. Second, maybe the execution … Continue reading →

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Technomonology

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 26, 2008

Though this is encroaching on GorTechie’s territory, I realize we haven’t talked about technology. Also, it’s been too damn serious around here. So, killing two birds with one stone, I hereby order, BLOG, BE MORE FUNNY!. (God, I want that … Continue reading →

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When “service” means “serving the state”

The Gormogons Posted on July 25, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 25, 2008

Here is a great essay by the brilliant Andrew Ferguson on McCain and Obama’s egomaniacal exaltation of politics as “service” greater than leading one’s “self-interest,” which is to say one’s own life and doing good in service to one’s family, … Continue reading →

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Our Next Conservative President?

The Gormogons Posted on July 25, 2008 by 'PuterJuly 25, 2008

Bobby Jindal. I must admit, I’ve a bit of a man crush on Governor Jindal (R-LA). Ain’t too many of us who have accomplished as much, even in a much fuller lifetime. He may be the salvation of the conservative … Continue reading →

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There’s no such thing as Super Car

The Gormogons Posted on July 25, 2008 by GorTJuly 25, 2008

For those not in the “know” of the Gormogonican references, there was an ad for the local (metropolitan Washington, D.C.) metrorail system where two kids beat the traffic jam using a “super car”. Aside from the need for more roads … Continue reading →

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Listen, Marty

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 1979 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 16, 2017

Look, Marty, you know what you did. Now call her and apologize. And remember to be sincere about that; you ate one of her blue-ribbon badgers. Those things don’t grow on trees, you know. They frequently live under them, however. … Continue reading →

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