Ban-Ki Mun writes an open letter to the American people in the New York Times saying that we can sign the Copenhagen bill that (a) President Obama has been stalling on and (b) puts the United Nations in charge of a large portion of American environmental law, which is probably anti-Constitutional.

Mun argues that the time to act is now on climate change, think of the children on climate change, now is the time for unity on climate change, and other liberal progressivist chants for climate change.

Secretary General Mun, and you know the Czar despises you and your college socialist organization called the United Nations, the matter comes down to this:

Americans are sick and freaking tired of the liberal sobs on climate change. The polls show it: Americans are not buying it.

There hasn’t been an issue in the last 20 years that Americans have ditched faster than climate change.In fact, there hasn’t been an issue in the last 20 years that Americans have ditched faster than climate change. The facts are not checking out, the climate folks are falling all over themselves in looking like morons, and the cap and trade bill is taking money out of our pockets at a time when people here are going hungry and angry.

So here it is: you need to back off and go back to giving firearms to Palestinians or ignoring the casualties in Darfur or whatever it is you guys do now between smoke breaks.

Let us be honest—the United Nations has much bigger problem with unemployment, income loss, and a collapse of our retirment options (and yeah, our retirement options help fuel the welfare state bleeders like you created).

This Copenhagen fantasy and indeed the United Nations as a (w)hole depends upon the United States to bankroll everything. You are like a whining cousin who shows up at the door asking for money, and then gets pushy about it.

It is time we slammed the door in your face. Go elsewhere. The United States free money store is closed today.

Try China. You all seem to like them these days.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.