What Your Cat, Goldfish, Kids and/or Spouse Is Trying to Tell You
Operative AB needs to know more about body language, as he wants to be fluent in many bodies. He’s requested the above helpful guide, but got this instead.
 | This cat is telling you he knows too much. The kid is telling you others know it, too. |
 | This whiny, mewling brat is telling you he’s ready to start tweeting! |
 | This angry young punk is telling you he’s ready to respond to things on Twitter. |
 | These girls are ready to start dating! |
 | This goldfish is telling you he’s a pseudo-abstract ready to discover Zen. |
 | This goldfish is telling you she’s got the attention span of Puter. |
 | Your spouse is ready to leave from the Southwark and begin a pilgrimage. |
 | This wife is telling her husband that she’s ready to start dating. |
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.