The Czar Works A Miracle. Or Not.
Well, the Czar is not taking any credit for this.
Illinois governmental liberals want to release the names of all Illinois firearm owner identification (FOID) card holders, in order to embarrass them so they never want to own or hold a firearm again.
The Czar suggested that this is a great idea, because criminals will now know by subtraction which (liberal) homes have no protection whatsoever. Bad guys will know exactly who is defenseless and who is likely to put a 0.45-inch-diameter hole into their foreheads. And you can expect the crime rate to drop in certain suburbs while it skyrockets in others once goblins realize they could use a phone book to find out what homes to rob.
Suddenly, law makers opposed it, and rewrote the law to forever prohibit such a release of information. The Governor signed it into law.
But the Czar takes no credit for it.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.