‘Puter loves him some Jesus themed art, particularly where it get all altered and memed up and whatnot. ‘Puter thought he’d share a few with you on Halloween, or as we non-pagans call it All Hallows Eve.* ‘Puter thinks this … Continue reading →
This morning, we have a pair of emails to answer. First up is JAB, who scribbles in from the Double-Wide to point out that she totally missed the Czar’s warning about writing in to correct him. Your Czarness: I fear … Continue reading →
Conservatives want to abolish the EPA, probably because they hate the environment. Also, they support global warming cooling climate change… well whatever it is that makes ice melt at the poles because they hate polar bears. We know this because … Continue reading →
‘Puter stole this picture from Czar’swedding album. Just out of the frameis GorT sporting the newest in plasmapowered portable rail guns. Liberal coastal elites’ willful and inexplicable ignorance on all things bang-stick-y is showing again. Democrats in the House and the … Continue reading →
Answering the mail call, that is. The Czar has four unread messages. First up is Operative FJR, who etched this onto a small grain of rice and slipped it into the Czar’s Burmese Beef: I do a lot of outdoor … Continue reading →
This simple product gives ‘Puter hope for the future. A good, God-fearing American sees a need and fills it. So to speak. ‘Puter remains vaguely disturbed that this is the second iteration of the product. He’d hate to see the … Continue reading →
We’ll take a short break for this message from Mutual of Omaha. Coyotes attack two children in the New York City suburbs in as many days. Rye, New York’s police chief can think of no reason that a coyote would … Continue reading →
Oh no! Now Obama went and killed a living creature right on television, and laughed about his superiority. PETA is quite unhappy. All 12 of their supporters are no doubt voting Republican in 2012. Look on the bright side: George … Continue reading →
It’s the hap, happiest time of the year! That’s right, ‘Puter got in a little hunting this afternoon, with his new dog and his youngest boy. ‘Puter, Boy2 and Dog went out for squirrel. Didn’t see or get anything, but … Continue reading →
