A Sort-Of News Roundup - The Gormogons

Does this bother any of you as much as it does the Czar?

Items:

MSM Stories:

Some charges inexplicably dropped in Gosnell murder trial
FAA deliberately screws with air traffic at behest of President
Tsarnaev: did he have help? What went on in his mosque?
Canadians and US bust up terror plan to destroy trains
Economy so bad that more Americans preferred Bush as president
Israeli Air Force shoots down Hezbollah drone
Senate trying to sneak through Internet-sales-tax bill, even though revenue bills must originate in House
Democrats appear to have misled on immigration bill
Support for Obamacare may be at record low; time is ripe for repeal and replace

Bill Clinton now has a Twitter account!
Obama mulls getting a tattoo!
Swedes bust Bieber tour bus for pot possession; charges unlikely!
Mariah Carey almost replaced by Jennifer Lopez on American Idol!
Hard to fathom why Tsarnaev brothers might be involved in bombing!

Sigh. But it all makes sense, if you remember the Czar’s analogy that the Mainstream Media is basically a self-absorbed 14-year-old girl. Re-read the second column there, and tell us if that doesn’t sound like a high school freshman brushing her hair in front of a mirror.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.