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Re: ‘Puter Fixes Illegal Immigration

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ghettoputer, Regarding reasonable suggestions to immigration reform, the Czar has some brief comments. First, no retina scan. If you want biometrics, use an iris scan. Faster and more accurate. Retina scans are pretty much extinct because people’s retinas change over … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Also Suck It 'Puter, Conservatism, Illegals, Immigration, Liberal Idiots

‘Puter Fixes Illegal Immigration

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter didn’t realize the illegal immigrant community were fans of his writings. Notice how they’ve mastered the “Suck it, Czar” gestures? Conservatives are uptight, and rightly so, about immigration reform.  Based on past experience, conservatives know two things. First, Democrats … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Conservatism, Illegals, Immigration, Liberal Idiots, Suck It Czar

Another Helpful Business Tip!

The Gormogons Posted on November 6, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our able accountant SW—who is so good most of us retired on 401(l) accounts—has a chilling thought about Obamacare and illegal immigration: Just a thought. I read that many large companies are all in for amnesty for illegal aliens. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Illegals, Immigration, ObamaCare, Unemployment

BG is teh Awsum

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long-time brainpowerfulness BG writes in: Your Czariness – Jonah Goldberg initially pointed me in the direction of Castle Gormogon. So it’s immensely satisfying to me when someone responds to a post of mine as below. rulierose @bg • 20 hours … Continue reading →

Posted in Club Gormogon, Friend of Gormogons, Illegals, Immigration, In English Please, Jonah Goldberg, Mailbag, Minion, Minions

Hispanic Voters: Not What You Think

The Gormogons Posted on June 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Interestingly, political junkies on both the Left and the Right each seem to have a major misconception about the Hispanic voters in the country. Fair is fair, and let us explain them both. Owners of these small businesses want lower … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Barack Obama, Conservatism, Democrats, Hispanics, Illegals, Immigration, Liberals, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Voting

You Only Fool Yourselves

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Elizabeth Warren’s people believed that the coyote represented the Trickster spirit in legend. Turns out, the real thing works pretty much the same way. One of the ways President Obama won his 2008 election—and all his previous ones—was by his … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Aliens, Barack Obama, Democrats, Election, Gay Marriage, Illegals, Immigration, Same-Sex Marriage, Voting

The Petard Hoisting Continues

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

“Man, I wish June was over. And we’re barely at the halfway point.” Far be it from the Czar to quote the Washington Post favorably, but even they are calling BS on the President’s immigration announcement Friday. Right in the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Illegals, Immigration, The Obama Amateur Hour, Unemployment, Washington Post - WaPo

Education At What Cost….

The Gormogons Posted on December 29, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin would like to direct your attention to this article by Patrick J. Buchanan. Your Mandarin suspects that the article will send the educational industrial complex (the unions and Democratic politicians), the race baiters, and the progressives into an … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Illegals, Immigration, Progressives, Teacher Unions, Teachers

Flying Saucers…

The Gormogons Posted on November 8, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Gormogon operative and royal surgeon Dr. J posits the following question to your Mandarin: Inscrutable Mandarin, I’ve noticed that there are more reported UFO sightings in the news during Democratic administrations. Is there a reasonable explanation for this, or is … Continue reading →

Posted in Air defense, Atheists, Democrats, Hubble Space Telescope, Illegals, Immigration, NASA, Space, Space Shuttle, UFOs

Courting Outside Influence….

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

What would you say if your Mandarin told you that the Federal government was going to sue a State government for actually having the audacity to enforce existing immigration laws? What if your Mandarin was to go one step further … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Illegals, International law, Progressives, Supreme Court

Workers Of The World, Untie..

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

That’s right, today is May 1st, or May Day for all of our progressive, socialist, communist, maoist, union, and illegal alien friends that are protesting across the country today. This is the day that these enlightened souls “celebrate” the worker … Continue reading →

Posted in Communism, Communists, Illegals, May Day, Progressives, Socialism

Here’s To You, Mr. Robinson

The Gormogons Posted on April 27, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Eugene Robinson rants against Arizona’s new anti-illegal immigration law in today’s Washington Post. The most polite thing ‘Puter can say about Mr. Robinson’s argument is that it betrays a schizophrenia on the issue. You see, Arizona is “racist, arbitrary, oppressive, … Continue reading →

Posted in Illegals, Immigration

Cruce de la Frontera es Ilegal

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2009 by The MandarinOctober 8, 2009

The Department of Homeland Insecurity has decided to strip Maricopa County Sherriff Joe Arpaio of his authority to arrest suspected illegal immigrants based solely on their immigration status. When a reporter asked Willie Sutton why he robbed banks he responded, … Continue reading →

Posted in Homeland Haters, Illegals

Down for the Count

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 9, 2009

Imagine your Mandarin’s shock and dismay over this headline – Immigration Activists Urge Census Boycott – from The Boston Globe. So let me try to wrap my mind around this: • Illegal immigrants want to boycott the 2010 census to … Continue reading →

Posted in Census, Illegals, Immigration

HR 3200, Pages 801-900

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 21, 2009

To read the Czar’s review of HR 3200, pages 701-800, please click here. §1781(d) contains a statment that CHIP be amended by striking the phrase “legal residents” and replacing it with “lawfully residing in the United States.” That certainly expands … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Illegals, Taxes, The Czar Reads HR 3200

No Representation Without Legal Presence In Our Nation

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 10, 2009

Today’s Wall Street Journal carries an opinion piece by John S. Baker and Elliott Stonecipher stating their concern about counting illegal aliens in the 2010 census. Counting illegals will give California, according to the authors, 8 representative seats in Congress … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Illegals

The N stands for Knowledge

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2009 by GorTApril 21, 2009

So given that the appointment process in the Obama Administration is so grueling that few make it through, one might suppose that those who do are a cut above the rest.  They must pay their taxes…well, ok, most of them. … Continue reading →

Posted in Illegals, The Obama Amateur Hour

Moral (Hazard) Equivalency?

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2009 by 'PuterApril 4, 2009

‘Puter’s been thinking, without the drinking, this morning.  Drinking’s for later. So, the Obama Administration thinks giving AIG executives performance bonuses is stupid and bad, because it rewards these folks for allegedly having run our economy into the ground.  While … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Illegals, Janet Napolitano, Robert Gibbs

O Maryland, O’Malley’s Land …

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 11, 2008

Maryland comprises a small portion of the Greater D.C. Metroplex, and yet is responsible for a surprising amount of the area’s political stupidity, which is really saying something, as the fine political sages running the District of Columbia are among … Continue reading →

Posted in Illegals, Martin O'Malley, Maryland, Stupid People, Tax Increase

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