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Greg Gutfeld on celebrities’ licking the embalmed corpses of commies

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 11, 2014

Won’t spoil it. But he does note: And that’s your typical product of academia these days, soaking in a scholastic cesspool where the coolest thing you can do is crap all over the West and its glorious achievements. An anti-West … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Communist Sympathizers, Communists, Greg Gutfeld, Hollywood liberals, Hugo Chavez, Margaret Thatcher, Occidentalism, Oikophobia

My Little Action Figures…Geekdom is Magic

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

FoG Borepatch linked to this My Little Cthulhu action figure over at Deviant Art created someone by the moniker spippo: Your Gormogons, as fans of Lovecraft truly appreciate the craftsmanship of this pony. Dr. J. thought he’d share a few … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Art, Bronies, Communists, He-Man, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, My Little Pony, Watchmen

Massive Protests Coming! Dozens Expected.

The Gormogons Posted on March 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Yawn. Well, that’s better than a sigh, right? Anyway, apparently, there will be massive liberal protests across the entire nation on April 4th, to teach the bastards in Wisconsin a lesson not to mess with them! Or so say a … Continue reading →

Posted in Communists, Dirty Liberals, Liberals, Unions

Mars Needs Money…

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin happened across this story and nearly beat Dat Ho to unconsciousness. It appears that President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela has determined what NASA has been unable to do so far and prove that there was once life on … Continue reading →

Posted in Communism, Communist Sympathizers, Communists, Dirty Liberals, Get Your Ass to Mars, Hubble Space Telescope, Liberals, Mars, Progressives, Space, Space Shuttle

Egypt: Some Possible Scenarios

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

There is a joke once popular among Egyptians and more appropriate now than ever. Roughly translated, it goes like this: “The Angel of Death comes to Ḥusnī Mubārak, and says ‘It is time. Say good bye to the Egyptian people.’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Communism, Communists, Democracy, Egypt, Husnī Mubārak, Iran, Iraq, Islamic Terror, Muslims, Obama Administration, South Korea, Terrorism, Terrorists, The Obama Amateur Hour, Tunisia, Vietnam

Speaking of Commies

The Gormogons Posted on August 2, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Turns out Howard Zinn was a card-carrying Communist and covered it up. Shocker. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Thank you, Willi Münzenberg

The Gormogons Posted on August 2, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Willi Münzenberg, who was in charge of Soviet operations to influence Western intellectuals, did a nice job. The payload was a simple formulation. Stephen Koch, for his book on Munzenberg, “Double Lives,” interviewed Willi’s wife, Babette Gross, who survived the … Continue reading →

Posted in Communists, Hollywood liberals, Intellectuals, Liberals, Political Correctness, Soviet Union, SVR (KGB)

Chinese Paratroopers!

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin is pleased to report that one of the most iconic films of the 1980’s is being remade. And what film would that be you may ask. Go ahead, ask me. Oh, hell I can’t wait all day, I’ll … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Chinese Tyranny, Communism, Communist Sympathizers, Communists, Progressives, Red Dawn, Tea Party

Workers Of The World, Untie..

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

That’s right, today is May 1st, or May Day for all of our progressive, socialist, communist, maoist, union, and illegal alien friends that are protesting across the country today. This is the day that these enlightened souls “celebrate” the worker … Continue reading →

Posted in Communism, Communists, Illegals, May Day, Progressives, Socialism

McCarthy may have been a drunken bum…

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

…and demagogue but that doesn’t mean he was wrong about everything. Writes Ron Radosh: That is precisely why the new article by Jennifer Delton is of such importance. For the first time, a young historian at a major liberal arts … Continue reading →

Posted in Communist Sympathizers, Communists, Spies

Let’s Paint the Town Red!

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 29, 2009

You may remember that your Mandarin commented back on September 10th that “the Chinese flag was going to fly over the Ellipse in D.C.” to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the Communist Chinese regime. Now it turns out that according … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Chinese Tyranny, Communism, Communist Sympathizers, Communists, Empire State Building, Homeland Haters

Van Jones, we hardly knew you.

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 6, 2009

And the answer to the Volgi’s question…apparently yes! Photo: Yakov Mikhaylovich is pleased at the downfall of a czar, yet saddened by the defeat of a fellow Bolshevik. That’s one conflicted death squadder. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like … Continue reading →

Posted in Communists, Liberal Fascism, Obama Administration, The Obama Amateur Hour

Speaking of Castle Gormogon

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2009 by GorTAugust 28, 2009

After reading this story, I thought maybe we need to advertise rooms at the castle. So I drew up the following: $9300 Room in dark, foreboding group castle (whereabouts undisclosed) … THE ATMOSPHEREThe house is active, with Gormogons coming and … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Communists

On Communists and Nazis

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 11, 2009

Yeah, well, like most liberals, Mr. Jordan needs a history lesson. Tom Jordan attended the President’s town hall speech in New Hampshire today. Mr. Jordan, an Obama supporter and social studies teacher, does not understand some of the protest signs. … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Communism, Communists, Fascism, National Socialism, Nazis, Socialism, Townhall Protests

Alex P. Keaton…

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 27, 2009

…was the Republican son of ex-hippie, earnest-liberal parents. But that’s only the kind of stuff that happens in sitcoms, not to Commie celebrity royalty. Or does it? Get your mind around… Arlo Guthrie, Republican. ’Puter, come for the shock value, … Continue reading →

Posted in Alex P. Keaton, Arlo Guthrie, Communists, Republicans, This TV show really sucks, Unions, Woody Guthrie

Wait, he’s a Czar…

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 18, 2009

…and a communist revolutionary? So he’s going to go down to the basement and pump himself full of lead? Photo: Yakov Yurovsky, death squad leader. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Communists, Liberal Fascism, Obama Administration

Первое мая!

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 1, 2009

Happy May Day to all our readers from the Gormogons, past and present. With the State now owning more interests in banking and manufacturing, the latter in conjunction with organized labor, we look forward to the boon time of endless … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Big Government, Communism, Communists, Government Control, Government Worship, May Day

Like All Things In Life

The Gormogons Posted on March 9, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 9, 2009

We laugh because they’re funny, and we laugh because they’re true. CNN en Espanol’s correspondent Mauricio Funes in El Salvador is now a presidential candidate. Mr. Funes sees himself as El Salvador’s Barack Obama. Intriguing, as Mr. Funes is the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Communists, El Salvador, FMLN

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