That's laughing AT you, not WITH you

Treasury Secretary Geitner followed the lying Speaker Pelosi to China to reassure the Chinese that their investments in the US (that would be over $760 Billion in US Bonds) is safe. Remember, this is the administration that was going to change the way the world looked at America. Well, it succeeded there because the Chinese reacted to Mr. Geitner’s (and Ms. Pelosi’s earlier) comment with laughter.

So let’s review, kids. The plan to better America’s supposedly poor posture in the international community is:

1. Tick off your closest ally by trashing treasured gifts, gifting thoughtless gifts, and giving the Chicago Bulls more consideration during their visit to the White House.

2. Trade books with noted anti-American leaders

3. Note when countries with holocause-denying leaders, terrorist harborers, and anti-progress in Iraq movements have “legitimate” desires for nuclear technology*

4. Weaken our position through unnecessary show-boat apologies

5. Send the amateurs to our largest foreign investor and get laughed at.

Nice. Don’t value the Chinese impression? How about this bit from PRAVDA, I know the Czar will dig it (sorry, no Cyrillic):

First, the population was dumbed down through a politicized and substandard education system based on pop culture, rather then the classics

Then their faith in God was destroyed, until their churches were for the most part little more then Sunday circuses and their televangelists and top protestant mega preachers were more then happy to sell out their souls and flocks to be on the “winning” side of one pseudo Marxist politician or another.

The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America’s short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Wiemar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe.

* One thing to note – reports I’ve seen say that the only investment in nuclear power than Iran is making is the Bushehr power plant completed by the Russians and the nuclear fuel it uses is not the kind that Iran is looking to enrich.

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That’s laughing AT you, not WITH you