Well, the Gormogons’ March Madness is over, and while it wasn’t the extravaganza of last years (you do the math, smart guys), we are proud to declare the winner is Hello Kitty, whose insanity-inducing blank stare drove Jenny McCarthy into … Continue reading →
Well, we’re almost down to our Final Four. Thanks to everyone who voted in the last poll. The runaway winner, with 45% of the vote was Bart Stupak, who was duly fed to Nosferatu and had both his faces and … Continue reading →
Wow, big weekend, huh? Putin won by forfeit after Rahm Emanuel died unexpectedly of a hideous, fast-acting cancer from acute α-radiation effects of some 210Po which made its way into his PowerBar. President Obama has submitted the Rahm F.N. Emanuel … Continue reading →
Thanks for all the feedback by e-mail. Enjoy. The first-round results are in. In case you missed it, Vladimir Putin had Barney Frank shot on the front walk outside his house, and Rahm Emanuel pliéd his foot into Ban Ki-Mun’s … Continue reading →
Back by popular demand, it’s the Gormogons’ Ides of March Memorial Slaughterrama. Twenty men (women, cartoon characters, whatever) enter, one leaves! This year, you’ll be able to help us out in resurrecting two teams from the slagheap to keep the … Continue reading →
Your Czar, whatever his many faults may be, is at heart a sore winner. The Czar has combed through the archives to find this photograph of the last night of our brackets, in which helpless yeti, a pile of Macintosh … Continue reading →
while GorT is not surprised by the outcome, and doesn’t dispute it, I do want to point out that the 2nd Amendment is only an issue because we have the Technology that is Saving Us All creating the weapons of … Continue reading →
Your Czar is not at all surprised about the outcome thus far. The Second Amendment allows us to shoot up computers. And, we believe, horny teachers. We shall soon see whether man hath greater love for violence or sex. The … Continue reading →
Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Indeed, this was close up until a few moments ago! The great Billy Jack held on dearly, and as you know, has heretofore survived being shot several hundred times. Many of us believed that this tin soldier would ride away … Continue reading →
You could have cleaned up in Vegas, had you bet on them. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Since other Gormogons are going for the obscure presentation in foreign languages and old typesets, I figured I’d throw a little Latin into the mix. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive … Continue reading →
Click to enlarge. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →In a close game, the Pontiff conceded to Technology Savings Us All as he had better things to do guiding his flock to the ever-after. In the other bracket, Bond clearly has a super car, so “there’s no such thing … Continue reading →
Hah! Destiny draws ever near. Need bigger? You have two choices: click on it, or face the wrath of the Cossacks. Your Czar recommends the clicking. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь … Continue reading →
Confucius* says, click to enlarge: *For those who came in late, Confucius (孔夫子) is the given name of the Gormogons’ Œcumenical Volgi. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →Click for more pixelsThe annoying popup MS Office assistant was no match for the elements of Technology Saving Us All and Hating Microsoft was defeated easily. The Pope issued a number of edicts dismantling the 70’s folks tune attack launched … Continue reading →
'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial … Continue reading →
Here’s the Gormogons’ bracket in toto going into the second round. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →…this is post number thirteen. Oh wait, damn it, that’s binary. Sorry, this is post #1,101 and I’ve been shamed into putting graphics to my bracket. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal … Continue reading →
'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial … Continue reading →
GSN, March 20th – In the 1st round of the Gormogon Playoffs, GorT region, a number of clearly favored entries advanced with ease. “Technology will save us all” squashed Frank Gorshin with an outstanding performance by subterranean nuclear power, mosquito-killing … Continue reading →
Two serious upsets in the first round. Check it out, sports fans. Click to embiggen. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →And so the Czar reviews his progress, which progresses as the antients hath foreseen.You should click to enlarge. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes … Continue reading →
The Gormogons would like to thank our esteemed colleague Ennuipundit for passing along this amazing story, in which President Obama, amidst a potentially once-a-century economic crisis, with Russia rearming, China staging provocations in the South China Sea, Iran reading nuclear-tipped … Continue reading →
