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Look Who Was Asked To Dinner

The Gormogons Posted on March 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Lost in the excitement of Rand Paul’s extremist violent overthrow of the Senate the other day was The Dinner, as it is now known. Okay, okay—the Czar is aware that a lot of Tea Party Twitt’rhetoric is ripping into this … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, John McCain, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, Republicans, The Obama Amateur Hour, United States Senate

T-eye Goes to the Runner

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Baseball Eye by Siccie Dr. J.’s buddy Jamie Jeffords had this opinion over at The Eye: I will agree with you the debate was more or less a tie, but only because Biden and the moderator barely allowed Ryan to … Continue reading →

Posted in Joe Biden, Joker, Paul Ryan, Rachel Nichols, Vice Presidential Debate

Weighing In

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT figures that he’ll round out the Gormogon take on the VP debate last night.  We watched the debate largely as a family until Replicant #3 hit his bedtime and Replicant #2 gave up by saying, “Biden is creepy and … Continue reading →

Posted in Joe Biden, Paul Ryan, Vice Presidential Debate

Clan ‘Puter And The Debate

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Vice President Joe Biden addresses themedia after his stunning debate performance,blames the intelligence community for notmaking certain he took his meds today. ‘Puter watched the vice presidential debate last evening with his entire family, at least until ‘Puter shooed Spawn … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Debate, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Stupid Politicians

Who’s Laughing Now…

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

This is all that needs to be said: The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England during the 18th Century. The Mandarin enjoys spending time with his pet manticore, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Debate, Election, Joe Biden, Paul Ryan, Vice Presidential Debate

Opinions Are Like Joe Biden: Everybody’s Got One

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Now that the dust has settled around the debate, let us see what is worth seeing. Biden responding to the death of Ambassador Stevens, the third straight month of economic slowdown, high unemployment numbers, Iran destroying Israel with a nuclear … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Debate, Election, Joe Biden, Paul Ryan, Vice Presidential Debate

Debate 1B: The Czar’s Take

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has not even read the news yet to see what immediate reactions were from a broad range of observers. Paul Ryan performed as expected: he was relaxed, cool—for the most part, although his Irish dander got up twice—and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Debate, Election, Joe Biden, Paul Ryan, Vice Presidential Debate

Arrogance of Ignorance

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, curiosities abound. The Obama campaign seems to have an internal bit of chaos going on. Inside reports (which may have been deliberately leaked to the press) indicate that the President was a tad…oblivious, perhaps?…to the debate fallout. Basically, the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, The Obama Amateur Hour, Vice Presidential Debate

Honesty Is The Best Policy

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar had an interesting exchange yesterday afternoon. A self-described Democrat was complaining to us about Obamacare, and how four of her friends were let go from a hospital because of new changes in the law. The Czar was not … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan

Happy New Year!

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter lifted this police file photo of Czarsleeping off last year’s Christmas Partymystery punch. Moral of the story: Never let Sleestak bartend.  He has a heavy pour. No, ‘Puter didn’t just regain consciousness after 2011’s yeti-themed New Year’s Eve Gala … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Economics, Federal Budget, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Stupid Politicians, U.S. Economy

Clintonian

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

President Clinton’s speech was very odd. On paper, it served to accomplish two goals—to say that Barack Obama is a really nice guy, and that Republican criticisms of his presidency have been a little extreme compared to the GOP Bill … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Convention, Democrats, Paul Ryan

GOP’s Best Night So Far

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar and the Царица watched last night’s convention speeches, missing only a couple for dinner and homework with the kids. Thoughts: Portman: Too much a campaign speech, knocking the President around. Look, everyone there knows Obama is a dud. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Condoleezza Rice, Election, Paul Ryan, susana martinez

Paul Ryan’s Vice Presidental Acceptance Speech

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

No need to guess who taught him that trick. The Castle is in Wisconsin, after all… Dr. J. was wow’ed by the speech. So much so he posted a link to the transcript on his Facebook page. He figures it … Continue reading →

Posted in Convention, Paul Ryan, Republicans, Shameless Romney 2012ing

Hoping and Changing for Attack and Blame

The Gormogons Posted on August 22, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT has a roughly 25 mile commute each way to work and many of his Metro DC radio stations start fading towards the end of the trip.  Luckily, he has Sirius XM radio in the car – he still plays … Continue reading →

Posted in Hope and Change, Paul Ryan, The Obama Amateur Hour

Scrambling

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

About the only thing worse for the democrats than Paul Ryan being chosen as the VP pick would have been if he were chosen as the Presidential nominee.  They are running around trying desperately to make this “scary Paul Ryan … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Economic policy, Media Bias, Paul Ryan

What Is The Ryan Plan, Anyway?

The Gormogons Posted on August 13, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Over the next couple of months (and beyond that, if we’re lucky), we will be hearing a lot about the Paul Ryan plan. Formally known as the Path to Prosperity, the plan is intended to correct the certain-death spending of … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Economics, Paul Ryan, U.S. Economy

Panic

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Living in Maryland, many assume that you’re a democrat first. We’re outnumbered at least 2 to 1 in the state and it’s reflected in the legislative bodies and the executive branch pretty clearly here. So, the democrat party machine is … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Paul Ryan, The Obama Amateur Hour

Ryan Proves Romney Is Serious

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar will admit when he is wrong, and he was sure wrong to have predicted Rob Portman as Romney’s eventual running mate. But the Czar had that tip on good authority, and now knows that his authorities are not … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Democrats, Election, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Republicans, Tea Party, Vice Presidential Debate

UPDATE – The DNC Response – Paul Ryan Style

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Seriously, how hard do you think her password was? Hint: easy as DWS123… UPDATE – 2-1B Reconstructed the DNC Opposition Research Database and linked it to the previously posted email.  To: MSMList@DNC.org From: Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chair, DNC Re: Vice … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Democrats, DNC, Paul Ryan, Republicans, Shameless Romney 2012ing

Not a Cuss Word

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. Krauthammer writes at NRO today: There are two ways to run against Barack Obama: stewardship or ideology. You can run against his record, or you can run against his ideas. Liberals castigate their opponents using the term ideologue. Basically, an … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Charles Krauthammer, Democrats, ideology, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Puppies, Republicans

Paul Ryan Pr0n – Ryan vs. Obama

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This better not be a tease, Mitt… Dr. J.

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Posted in Federal Budget, ObamaCare, Paul Ryan, The Obama Amateur Hour

Breaking: Romney VP Leaked!

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Your Gormogons masters, the puppet-masters of the puppet-masters we are, have chosen to reveal to you, our devoted readers, a picture obtained from the Romney ’12 VP announcement pre-party this evening… With a name like Maroney, how could he take … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, And yet she must scream, Hello Kitty, London, McKayla Maroney, Mormons, Moroni, Olympics, Paul Ryan, Shameless Romney 2012ing

A Prediction…

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Despite all of the hype surrounding the possibility that Mitt Romney may pick Condi Rice has his VP, Dr. J. suspects that he will not, because despite her plusses (intelligent, charismatic, very knowledgeable regarding foreign policy), she has some minuses … Continue reading →

Posted in Banshees, Eleventy, Leftism, Paul Ryan, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

#julia isn’t single, she’s married to the state

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

For your Sunday morning reading, this powerful editorial by Jessica Gavora in the Washington Post. She writes: But Julia is a more artful and nuanced creation than a simple tour guide to the utopia that awaits under a second Obama … Continue reading →

Posted in #FORWARD, 2012 Election, Julia, Paul Ryan, The Obama Amateur Hour

Just How Bad?

The Gormogons Posted on March 29, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

We’ve talked about the federal budget process before – it starts with the president sending a proposed budget to Congress for consideration.  The president was late submitting it this year and Congress voted on it yesterday.  It went down in … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Federal Budget, Paul Ryan

The Forecast Calls For Liberal Pain

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There is some good news out there. This is a really bad couple of weeks coming up for Obamacare. As you know by now, the SCOTUS is expected to deliver a series of death-blows to it (although the voting will … Continue reading →

Posted in Approval Ratings, Barack Obama, Big Government, Federal Budget, Government spending, ObamaCare, Paul Ryan, Supreme Court

Required Viewing: Paul Ryan

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dear Mitt, Rick and Newt, Behold your VP! Love,Dr. J. Dr. J.

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Posted in Lamentations, National Debt, Paul Ryan

Leading From Behind in the Polls

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

What a welcome surprise always is a vulture sitting on the parapet outside our window, a hand-written note tightly tied around the talon from our Ninjababe Minion Emily G. Also sprach Ninjababe: I was tempted to great your Czarness with … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Emily, Mailbag, Paul Ryan, President

Solid Gold

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Paul Ryan penned this editorial in the Wall Street Journal today. Please go ahead and read it. No seriously, go read it. Now go and email it to 10 of your friends, tweet it and put it on your Facebook … Continue reading →

Posted in National Debt, Paul Ryan, The Obama Amateur Hour, U.S. Economy

Margaret Thatcher was right

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

“Socialist governments traditionally do make a financial mess. They always run out of other people’s money,” Margaret Thatcher, 2/5/1976, This Week with Llew Gardner. (Image courtesy of The Margaret Thatcher Foundation (www.margaretthatcher.org/). The place where governments truly wreck themselves upon … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Margaret Thatcher, Paul Ryan

Ryan vs. Obama: What the Numbers Suggest

The Gormogons Posted on May 30, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

How bad are things for the President? According to Weekly Standard’s Jeffrey H. Anderson,, Paul Ryan could beat him solo. According to his calculus: To win the presidency, Ryan would just have to win his home state and hold GOP-leaning … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Election, Paul Ryan, President, Tim Pawlenty

Democrats Losing The War On Facts

The Gormogons Posted on April 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

By now you have heard that Americans are resoundingly rejecting Paul Ryan’s budget plan, and that protests are dogging him and other Republicans wherever they go. Except, you might not have heard, it does not appear to be true. A … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Federal Budget, Government spending, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Medicare, Paul Ryan

The Problem

The Gormogons Posted on April 19, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Across America, there are debates raging about what to do about the debt and they are usually between two camps: (a) the Obama camp of cut defense and raise taxes, particularly on the high income earners and (b) for lack … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Federal Budget, Paul Ryan

A Bad Day for America

The Gormogons Posted on April 19, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Yesterday was a bad day for America. Not just Wall Street, but the whole country. It was mega-bad. It could be a second recession all over again kind of bad. All you know is that the stock prices fell, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Federal Budget, Government spending, Paul Ryan, U.S. Economy

Who Is Smarter? Who Is Smartest?

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

An editorial in The Washington Examiner is slow enough to discover that President Obama is “not as nice as he looks.” No kidding. What caught the editors’s slow attention was the way Obama invited Paul Ryan to sit in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Barack Obama, Paul Ryan

Obama’s Shot Across The Bow

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dear The Czar, Dr. J. listened to President Obama’s petulant speech this afternoon. It is clear that he is not going to work with the Republicans going into the 2012 election. He is expecting them to ultimately wuss out and … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Defense spending, Dr. J., Federal Budget, Paul Ryan, Progressives

Mail from Males

The Gormogons Posted on April 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar has been engulfed with mail lately. Here is a sampling of the best, starting with JS, writing in about his favorite episode of The Six Million Dollar Man: Dear Czesar, You said “even the Czar is at a … Continue reading →

Posted in Federal Budget, Government spending, Mailbag, Paul Ryan

Too Quiet

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Is it the Czar’s imagination, or have the mainstream media largely ignored the Paul Ryan budget proposal? You know all about it of course, because you tend to use multiple news sources…but only scant mention in the local papers and … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Federal Budget, Paul Ryan

Thoughts On GOP Candidates

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, goodness, look at the time. Here we are, March of 2011, and we still do not know who the GOP candidate for president will be. This has so badly torn up the news media that the poor kids are … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chris Christie, Election, John Bolton, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, President, Republicans

Dr. J: Thievery Afoot! And I Can Prove It!

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

‘Great Ghettoputer, Yes, it appears that Dr. J refers to himself in the third person. The Czar takes no responsibility for this, as the Czar sometimes refers to himself in the third person. Sometimes we refer to ourselves in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Dr. J., Government Run Healthcare, Health care, New York Times - NYT, Paul Ryan, Republicans

Paul Ryan just demolishes the Democrats’ bill

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 26, 2010

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Paul Ryan, Socialized Medicine

It’s rationing! Despite what Sen. Kohl says.

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 27, 2009

He proves he’s as successful at health-care analysis as getting his Bucks to NBA Championships. (That’s HK in the sky-blue blazer.) Fortunately, as you’ll see in the linked story, the Badger State has produced at least one politician who’s with … Continue reading →

Posted in Herb Kohl, Milwaukee Bucks, Paul Ryan, Socialized Medicine

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