About the only thing worse for the democrats than Paul Ryan being chosen as the VP pick would have been if he were chosen as the Presidential nominee. They are running around trying desperately to make this “scary Paul Ryan is out to kill grandma and end Medicare” meme stick and it’s not working too well. How many times have you seen a CNN anchor let a democrat spokesperson off the hook by not challenging a ludicrous claim that people know is false? Not too often. Well, here’s Wolf Blitzer taking Debbie Wasserman Schultz to task for trying to misrepresent Ryan’s plan.
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