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A Serious Question For Liberals: Income Inequality Edition (Or, “Mika Has A Sad”)

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mika has a sad because income inequality. Unfortunately,Mika doesn’t understand that despite her willful ignoranceof basic economic truths, pretending economic truths do notexist does not, in fact, cause those truths to cease existing. ‘Puter’s been watching Morning Joe again, which is … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Economics, Eleventy, Global Economy, Liberal Idiots, MSNBC, Rant, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Woodward Should Stay Leeward

The Gormogons Posted on February 28, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You kids too young to remember Watergate will probably not remember Bob Woodward (or Edward Woodward, for that matter). Woodward was one of the two reporters (the other was Carl Bernstein, or Leonard Bernstein, for that matter) who brought down … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Eleventy, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Obama Administration, Sequestration, Vince Foster

Mailbag – Merlin-care Edition

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Great Merlin writes thusly: Dr. J.,  Here’s something that confuses me (well, technically, yet another entry on a long list of things, but let’s not go there, shall we?). In all of the discussions about Obamacare/ACA, Medicare, Medicaid, CHIP/SCHIP, … Continue reading →

Posted in Eleventy, Friend of Gormogons, Mailbag, Merlin, Minions, Socialized Medicine, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag: Rootsy Blues Edition

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Ask and ye shall receive! The Royal Mathematician spake (speaks? spoke? spokes? Spokane?) regarding the Great Square Root of Eleventy Schism of 2012: O Bringer of the Force-Lightning: Here’s the real mathematical scoop on the square root of eleventy: Pretty … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Eleventy, i-leventy, Mailbag, Math class is hard, Matrices, Royal Mathematician to the Gormogons, The Czar of Muscovy

Number Theory

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Behold, the square root of eleventy.Look upon it and despair! Today, The Czar, English major and Castle Grammarian, wrote: 5. There is no square root of eleventy. Now correct Dr. J. if he is wrong (specifically Dr. J. is asking … Continue reading →

Posted in Eleventy, Gormogon Infighting, Gormogonica, i-leventy, Math class is hard, Royal Mathematician to the Gormogons

BREAKING: Issac Speech Leaked!

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In all seriousness, the residents of the Gulf Coast are in his prayers and he wishes the storm to be no less than what you see above. He was  caught in Hurricane Belle back in 1976 and that was a … Continue reading →

Posted in Convention, Eleventy, Hurricane, POTUS, Republicans, The Obama Amateur Hour, TOTUS

A Prediction…

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Despite all of the hype surrounding the possibility that Mitt Romney may pick Condi Rice has his VP, Dr. J. suspects that he will not, because despite her plusses (intelligent, charismatic, very knowledgeable regarding foreign policy), she has some minuses … Continue reading →

Posted in Banshees, Eleventy, Leftism, Paul Ryan, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

9-0 – That’s got to hurt…

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Those are not the three branches you are looking for… The Supreme Court upheld provision 2B of the Arizona Immigration law 9-0, meaning that Justices Sotomayor, Kagan and Ginsberg found the provision constitutional. 2B is the proviso that reiterates Federal … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Eleventy, Schoolhouse Rock, The Obama Amateur Hour

Tax-hiketastic, Part the First

The Gormogons Posted on June 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Property tax hikes make puppies cry…and when puppies cry, The Czar gets angry(er than usual). Gentle Readers, Thanks to 32 of 40 city councilmen, the citizens of New Atlantis are the proud recipients of a brand new 13% property tax … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Eleventy, Government spending, New Atlantis, Taxes

Ventricular Taxa-cardia

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Over at National Review Online, Ramesh Ponnuru discusses tomorrow’s vote to repeal Obamacare’s 2.3% tax increase on medical devices. Dr. J. loves medical devices, be they pacemakers, implantable defibrillators, PFO/ASD/VSD closure devices, stents, or ventricular assist devices. Dr. J. hopes … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Eleventy, Government Run Healthcare, Innovation, ObamaCare

Sabotage III – Chickens coming home to roost!

The Gormogons Posted on May 17, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

So, apparently President Obama’s literary publicists were trumping him as ‘Kenya born’ in an pamphlet that they circulated promoting their authors and upcoming books. It was only changed in 2007 after he ran for office. This is absolutely hilarious because … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Eleventy, The Obama Amateur Hour

Dr. J.’s ‘he/they’ experience at Ivy University

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

When Dr. J. saw this post by Kevin D. Williamson, he immediately thought of the Castle Grammarian, Torturer and Executioner, The Czar. He was quite pleased that The Czar penned something on the subject before Dr. J. awoke this morning. … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Eleventy, Euro-Elitist Academics, Gormogon Infighting, Grammar, In English Please, Ivy University, Professor Mondo, The Czar of Muscovy

In which the Lil Resident goes undiagnosed…

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yesterday, Dr. J. discussed three types of doctors. Brilliant doctors with a brilliant bedside manner, brilliant doctors with a less than stellar bedside manner and not so brilliant doctors with a stellar bedside manner. What Dr. J. did not discuss … Continue reading →

Posted in Bayes Theorem, Bronies, Dr. J., Eleventy, Health care, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Math class is hard, Mrs. Dr. J., My Little Pony, Sith Lord

Re: Re: Have a heart

The Gormogons Posted on March 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Czar, Dr. J. does not disagree with you regarding any narrative about the Progressive Movement regarding its desire to control free citizens through healthcare law. Government monopoly of the delivery of health care to its citizen is a linchpin … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Eleventy, Freedom, Government Run Healthcare, The Czar Reads HR 3200

The Earth’s Not Flat, It’s a Torus, dammit!

The Gormogons Posted on March 15, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

President Obama’s campaign is in full swing. You can tell because he is creating straw men and then openly mocking him. Apparently he thinks that this makes him look smart. In 2008, 53% of voters bought it as well, because, … Continue reading →

Posted in Donuts, Dr. J., Eleventy, Energy, Flat Earth, Green Energy, The Obama Amateur Hour, Topology

In Which Dr. J. endorses St. Augustine for President…

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Da mihi castitatem et continentiam, sed noli modo.For those not familiar with popery, St. Augustine, was a North African Roman citizen, scholar and rhetorician who after an ill spent youth, converted to Christianity, and became one of the most profound … Continue reading →

Posted in Art Laffer, Eleventy, John Bolton, Laffer Curve, Main Stream Media, Republicans, St. Augustine, Super Tuesday

The Obama Campaign Dissembles (again)

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In a feeble attempt at humor, President Obama’s re-election campaign website’s tumblr page posted the following: This sort of thing chaff’s Dr. J.’s ass. The issue with the HHS Mandate is NOT that Religious organizations are prohibiting employees from using … Continue reading →

Posted in Eleventy, HHS, The Obama Amateur Hour

Right-Wing Media ♥♥♥♥ Rick Santorum!!!!

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was going to make a prediction, but it began to come true before he got it into print. Not that it was a stunning one: you probably made the same prediction yourself. Instead, here be a postdiction. Start … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Conservatism, Election, Eleventy, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Rick Santorum

Accommodation = Capitulation

The Gormogons Posted on February 10, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Definition of ACCOMMODATION 1 : something supplied for convenience or to satisfy a need: asa : lodging, food, and services or traveling space and related services —usually used in plural <tourist accommodations on the boat> <overnight accommodations>b : a public conveyance (as a train) that stops at all or nearly all … Continue reading →

Posted in Eleventy, HHS, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

A Tale of Two Abortions…

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Reaction formation – n – (psychiatry) a defense mechanism in which a person unconsciously develops attitudes and behavior that are the opposite of unacceptable repressed desires and impulses and serve to conceal them; “his strict morality is just a reaction … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Eleventy, Feminism, Planned Parenthood, Pop Psychology, Shut Up Doc, Susan G. Komen

The Susan B. Komen foundation hates women…

The Gormogons Posted on February 2, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In other news…the Susan G. Komen foundation, a major fundraiser for breast cancer prevention, treatment, and research has pulled grants from Planned Parenthood. They were providing $600,000 to the nation’s largest abortion provider. The official reason for this is that … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Eleventy, Planned Parenthood, Susan G. Komen

Re: Peeking Mitt

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dr J. provides some good speculation as to Mitt Romney’s reluctance to release his tax forms. There could be another reason that most people, in media and even the politicians, do not realize: Mitt Romney probably has a tax form … Continue reading →

Posted in Eleventy, Mitt Romney, Politics, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

A Peek Inside Mitt Romney’s Tax Returns…

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, There is much ado about nothing regarding Mr. Romney’s as yet and soon to be released tax returns. And, when Dr. J. says soon, he means before Mr. Kerry’s military records and President Obama’s college transcripts and medical … Continue reading →

Posted in Eleventy, Mitt Romney, Politics, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

And a little child shall lead them…

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Only 14 days until the Adventzombiepocalypse of 2011!!1!!!!ELEVENTY!!!1!1! Do you know where your Third Edition Roman Missal† is? If you are a papist, you know that the English translation of the mass is being revised. Your parish has probably been scheduling … Continue reading →

Posted in Advent, Children, Dr. J., Eleventy, Gormogon Infighting, Roman Catholics, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam, zombie apocalypse

In which Dr. J. loses his iPhone

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle readers, Dr. J. lost his iPhone last Thursday. Given that it was an AT&T iPhone 3G, it was old, slow and with spotty coverage, especially at work. New Atlantis Ivory Tower Medical Center has a deal with Sprint, anyway, … Continue reading →

Posted in Eleventy, iPhone, Technology

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