Hey, a couple of weeks ago, did you see this poll going around that shows how much Americans hate the rich? Huffington Post writes “Most Americans Think Income Inequality Is A Big Problem,” according to a poll conducted by The Hill. As you might expect, something was indeed fishy about the poll.

In fact, critics argued that the poll was biased because the sole question on the subject was “How Big A Problem is Income Inequality in the US?” Choices consisted of Not sure, Not a problem at all, Not much of a problem, Somewhat of a problem, and Big problem. The issue critics have is that there is no metadata here, no über-question like “But does this matter to you relative to other things?”

Are the critics right? Gallup thought so, and rephrased the entire issue by having Americans prioritize their economic problems. What a very set of answers they got.

Out of 26 common economic issues, the income inequality issue rated… (drum roll) 18th, just above foreign aid. That ranking correlates to only 2% of Americans ranking that as the biggest issue. So, to The Hill, yes: 55% of Americans think income equality is important, but only 98% of Americans rank it quite low as a list of things to tackle.

The poll shows more. The top 5 issues, equating to about 63% of Americans, heavily favor Republicans:

1. Jobs/Unemployment — 26%
2. National debt/Federal budget deficit — 16%
3. Continuing economic decline/Economic instability — 10%
4. Outsourcing of jobs overseas/Create jobs here in U.S. — 6%
5. Obama not doing a good job/No plan/Lack of leadership — 5%

Most of the rest are also anti-Democratic rants.

Gallup is not a right-wing organization, by any means.

Should a Mitt Romney or Rick Santorum continue to hammer on these points, they can see their poll numbers tick up past Obama’s, for the top five items alone are positions the Obama campaign cannot defend. And only a few items on the list could be used against the GOP, and then (a) only as a stretch and (b) with the rejoinder that few Americans seem to rank those issues as important.

You should read the whole list of items, though, because it is interesting how low some arguments rank.

Further, or perhaps finally, this poll shows that the average American is way more in tune with the economy than the Democrats think… want. As much as we hammer our GOP candidates for their uninspiring insipidity, this poll shows their arguments are getting through.

The next poll could ask another question the Czar has been suspecting: “When thinking about income inequality, are you basically thinking of poor Americans across the board, or mostly thinking that you, yourself, would like a lot more money than you have?” Bet you get a very interesting answer there, too.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.