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History Didn’t Mellow; She’s Still A Cruel Mistress

The Gormogons Posted on January 7, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

CBS News took a look at their polling numbers for President Obama over the last 12 months and concluded things aren’t going well for him. It could be worse than even this. Of interest is their conclusion that three things … Continue reading →

Posted in Federal Budget, Government Run Healthcare, Government Shutdown, Gun control, History, ObamaCare, Sequestration, The Obama Amateur Hour

How Does Our Garden Grow?

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There are Gormogon operatives all over creation. Note the Czar did not say “all over the Earth.” He didn’t even say “all over this dimension.” Every so often a newer one is revealed, such as Operative lelnet, who is tasked … Continue reading →

Posted in Chance the Gardener, Government Shutdown, Lèse-Obamasté, The Michelle Obama Amateur Hour

Beat It! Beat It!

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be DefeatedShowin’ How Funky Strong Is Your FightIt Doesn’t Matter Who’s Wrong Or Right Who knew Michael Jackon’s 1982 hit, “Beat It” was so prescient about American … Continue reading →

Posted in Federal Budget, Government Shutdown, Liberal Idiots

Tending Garden

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller sent this communication by some primitive form of “electronic mail,” which was most refreshingly quaint: Most illustrious Czar The following excerpts were taken from a recent blog on Michelle Obama’s White House garden. For some reason, this struck … Continue reading →

Posted in Chance the Gardener, Government Shutdown, The Michelle Obama Amateur Hour

Obama Not Cutting It

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

More polling news today, and the situation is even worse for media reporting. Breitbart.com perfectly sums up the media critique, so check it out. Bottom line is that Obama’s approval rating is now at 37%. The GOP and Democrats, people … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Barack Obama, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Government Shutdown, Health care, ObamaCare, Polls, Republicans

Mailbag: Shutdown

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

About websites being shutdown for theatrical reasons: Your Czarness: Also shut down are the SEC webpage that allows one to file and to track corporate filings and the USGS webpage that allow one to look up seismic data for a … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Shutdown, Island Dweller, Mailbag

Hearts and Minds

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A hot microphone captured Senator Rand Paul expressing with some incredulity that Republicans might actually triumph in this shutdown nonsense. Why not. You have a president begging Americans not to give up on Obamacare, which is a complete reversal of … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government Shutdown, Republicans, The Obama Amateur Hour, Voting

The Shutdown, In Pictures

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The shutdown is proving to be utterly disastrous as far as the Main Stream Media can tell by glancing out their Starbucks windows. A quick roundup of the shutdown in pictures. Wild packs of dogs are roving the Mall, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Government Shutdown, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias

Can’t Make This Stuff Up

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

President Obama was just down the road from GorT’s non-castle residence yesterday and his speech included this little excerpt: So are his “handlers” slapping their foreheads?  Is the crowd so stupid that they don’t realize what he just said?  For … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Shutdown, The Obama Amateur Hour, Unions

Blues Cruz

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

From the Doublewide, JAB writes in after too long an absence (but do we not always say that about her?): Dear Your Czarness: Yes, indeedy, some jack-wagon “supervisor” in some office in DC decided the putting up barricades and tape … Continue reading →

Posted in Doublewide, Government Shutdown, Island Dweller, Mailbag, Operative BG, Ted Cruz

Hard Times Come Again No More

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller plops down next to the Czar at the Castle Lobby Bar and lets the Czar have it about the unfair treatment government employees are getting from the private public. The good news is that the Czar remembered it … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Government Shutdown, Island Dweller, Unemployment

The Meme Is Here OR Dr. J. Lies OR Shorter The Czar

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. saw this meme and had to post it, breaking radio silence 4 hours earlier than planned. It nicely summarizes The Czar’s excellent ~1021 word polemic in one picture and 21 words. Back to your regularly scheduled … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Dr. J. Style, Government Shutdown, Meme, The Czar, The Obama Amateur Hour, Veterans’ Affairs, World War II

Shut Down, Put Up, Shut Up, Throw Down

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

When GorT gets fed up he gets fired up,when he gets fired up the laser he gets fired up GorT is pretty much fed up with the federal government.  Ever since “politician” was viewed as an acceptable answer to “What … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Federal Budget, Government Shutdown, Slackers, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Doctor is Out

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has a million balls in the air, and consequently will be out through Wednesday, so any wit, wisdom and ponyisms will have to wait. Until then remember: Obamacare still sucks A government shutdown is not a bad thing … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Bronies, Doctor Doom, Doctor Who, Dr. J., Government Shutdown, Harry Reid, My Little Pony, ObamaCare, Peyton Manning, Talkin' Football, The Obama Amateur Hour

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