Can’t Make This Stuff Up
President Obama was just down the road from GorT’s non-castle residence yesterday and his speech included this little excerpt:
So are his “handlers” slapping their foreheads? Is the crowd so stupid that they don’t realize what he just said? For all those Democrats in Maryland who sat through his speech, let me spell it out for you: If you are a union worker who wants better benefits and you decide to strike and shutdown the plant in order to “hold it hostage” for better benefits – you should be FIRED. That is exactly the analogy he made. Period. Eat that unions…how are you feeling now?
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.