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No Time To Post…

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Inscrutable Mandarin is most busy these days, and has had little time to post. You are probably wondering what has been so demanding of his time. Here is a hint: The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Etruscan for Business Travellers, ObamaCare, Progressives, Swine Flu

OH NOZ! Hiney’s Gonna Get ‘Puter!

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2009 by 'PuterNovember 4, 2009

‘Puter affectionately refers to H1N1 flu (nee swine flu) as “hiney,” as the new moniker kind of, sort of looks like “hiney” if you read it quickly. Fox News is now reporting that H1N1’s especially dangerous to the gravitationally superior … Continue reading →

Posted in Swine Flu

Swine Flu: Obama’s Katrina?

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2009 by 'PuterOctober 5, 2009

There’s an interesting article in today’s New York Times concerning availability and distribution of the swine flu vaccine. The most interesting part of the article was Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius’ comments. When asked about the confusion … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Swine Flu

Screw You, New York Health Care Workers

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 30, 2009

Not all of you, and not literally. Well, maybe some of you, and literally, but you get ‘Puter’s point. Health care workers are screaming that their “rights” are being infringed. Anytime you hear a largely unionized workforce complaining about their … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Medicine, Stupid People, Swine Flu

Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 28, 2009

Oh, those wacky conservatives. You see the kind of crap they believe? Largely trivial actor Kirk Cameron is now actively speaking out against The Theory of Evolution and the devil-book Origin of Species. And in true conservative fashion, he is … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Huffington Post, Science, Swine Flu, Vaccines

Seasonal Flu

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 21, 2009

‘Puter went and got his seasonal flu vaccination today, free of charge (not really; insurance paid) at a local clinic. Oddly, the doctor required ‘Puter to remove all his clothes. ‘Puter also wonders why this clinic was held in a … Continue reading →

Posted in Injections, Regular Flu, Swine Flu

Crisis Mode…Again?

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 7, 2009

With faltering support for President Obama’s government healthcare takeover, a crisis may just be what the doctor ordered. With the administration’s propaganda department (ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, and CBS) already running story after story of the upcoming H1N1 – otherwise … Continue reading →

Posted in Financial Crisis, Government Run Healthcare, Swine Flu

Stupid-Looking Mirror!

The Gormogons Posted on May 5, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 5, 2009

The Czar is not certain whether there is a “Rule Number One” in journalism. Actually, there may not even be an ennumerated list of journalism rules at all, although the Czar would suspect that there could be a hip bullet … Continue reading →

Posted in Media, Swine Flu

Public Service Message from Your Czar

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 1, 2009

Your Czar is concerned with your health, and naturally has asked his Czarist Imperial Surgeon’s Office to prepare a bullet point list on how you can best protect yourself against the dreaded Swine Flu, which is known as H1N1A, or … Continue reading →

Posted in Pandemics, Public Service Messages, Swine Flu

Planes, Trains, Automobiles…and Now Schools?

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 30, 2009

At least Dick Cheney knew to keep quiet. When asked about the growing Everything Shall Die terror of the Swine Flu, POTUS Obama wants everyone to stay calm. “Everyone should rest assured that this government is prepared to do whatever … Continue reading →

Posted in Joe Biden, Media, Swine Flu

Days of Swine and Roses

The Gormogons Posted on April 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 29, 2009

Your Volgi received mail regarding the Czar’s recent post against the media’s pathetic Swine Flu exploitation. He was kind enough to send it on to us, and here it is: My Dad actually got West Nile virus—and DIDN’T die….It knocked … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Media, Medicine, Swine Flu, West Nile Virus

Shoulda Seen It Coming

The Gormogons Posted on April 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 29, 2009

As readers here know, the Great Swine Flu Pandemic of 2009 is a media invention. Again, to put this in perspective, 65 Americans have been hospitalized since Friday last, and none have died. Read this and think: since Friday last, … Continue reading →

Posted in Media, Swine Flu, TEOTWAWKI, The Obama Amateur Hour

Horatio Comments on the News

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 28, 2009

Via here. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. gormogons.com

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Posted in Humor, Swine Flu, This TV show really sucks, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Sick of the News Yet?

The Gormogons Posted on April 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 27, 2009

Watching television, listening to radio, or monitoring the internet, you would think that by now, billions of people have swine flu, and you are next. No question. Pack it in. Your Czar, like nearly all the experts being worn out … Continue reading →

Posted in Fear Mongering, Health care, Media, Pandemics, Risk, Swine Flu

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