Best Abstract Ever?
Dr. (KN)J provides the Czar a refreshing look as to how science really works. Or should work.
He provides an actual scientific paper, which you can read by clicking here. It’s a PDF, so you may need to save the file to your local machine first.
Read the title…then read the abstract. You need read nothing else, although it is a quite serous paper otherwise.
Thanks to Dr. (KN)J and eldest daughter for writing in! Bestest regards,
The Czar
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.