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Math Problems

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

As Barbie once said, “Math is hard!” (Actually, Barbie said “Math class is tough!”, but ‘Puter likes the urban legend version better, so cope). Democrats are the Party of Barbie. Math may be beyond their collective grasp, but spending other … Continue reading →

Posted in Federal Budget, Gubbamint, Stupid Politicians, Taxes

None Too Weis

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

And so Chicago police superintendent Jody Weis’s contract came to a natural end this week, and to no one’s surprise, it was not renewed. Evidently, he didn’t even get a phone call about it. One imagines he came into work … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Chicago Way

Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter received a polite remonstration concerning this post on hippie Catholics from one of our readers who is a flesh and blood Roman Catholic priest. Too cool. ‘Puter thinks he shall designate this correspondent Gormogon Operative HRE, short for Holy … Continue reading →

Posted in Roman Catholics

Book Signing Event…

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Attention all loyal and some disloyal Gormogon readers, your Mandarin will be signing books this weekend at Lou and Tammy’s Book Barn in beautiful downtown Chattanooga, Tennessee. Now many of you may be asking, “Between running a world-wide secret conspiracy, … Continue reading →

Posted in Book Burning, Chickens, Nazis, Poetry, Professors, Progressives, Retailers

Pawlenty’s Tough Road Ahead

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The delightfully benevolent Darod of Qo’nos writes with his thoughts on Tim Pawlenty, and his perpetual challenge for name recognition. The Czar thought this essay was really good, and puts it here in its entirety: I think the name recognition … Continue reading →

Posted in Election, Tim Pawlenty

If I had a nickel for every time this happened in high school.

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Ghettoputer’s sisters lost many a donkey back in the day. Now, they don’t have a single donkey between them. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in 'Puter, Donkey Donkey Donkey

Christie: Now The Doubts Appear

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Every so often, one of us here gets an email or two with a correction or clarification that winds up being an excuse to grind an axe. And, per policy, we either rip him a new one or we expose … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Mailbag

Don’t try to be happy; it’ll make you sad.

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

On August 21, 1670, Jacques Bossuet, the bishop of Meaux and official preacher to the court of Louis XIV, pronounced the eulogy for Princess Henrietta of England before the Prince of Condé. The Duchess of Orléans had died at 26 … Continue reading →

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No Good Dirty Hippie “Catholics”

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

In a well-conceived plan to increase ‘Puter’s recently controlled blood pressure (thanks, HCTZ and lisinopril!) to the danger zone (‘Puter loves Top Gun), Your Volgi sends along this link regarding a hippie Catholic priest and his twist on the Rite … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Roman Catholics, Stupid People

Fat Bottomed Americans

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Apropos of ‘Puter’s post below on New York’s odd fixation on bicycles, Dr. J writes in to remind ‘Puter of a basic fact. With the government, it’s all about the money. I suspect that this is just another way to … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Obesity, Stupid Politicians

Why Is Everyone Writing To Us About Cats?

The Gormogons Posted on March 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, the mailbag was sure full today. It takes a few minutes to decode some of your clever rebuses and steganographs into meaningful words and sentences, but it’s always worth it. First up is JTS, who is training a team … Continue reading →

Posted in Cat Tossing, Catfish, Cato Institute, Dogs Are Better Than Cats, Free Cat, Mailbag, Smelly Cat

New York’s Priorities

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

New York is taking a beating. Business is fleeing the state. We have the highest or second highest overall tax burden depending on how you assess it. Our infrastructure is crumbling. Our youth get educated, then leave for greener pastures. … Continue reading →

Posted in New York, Stupid Politicians

Random Thoughts

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

GorT has been a bit busy with the whole time traveling thing (summary notes on the most recent trip to the future are forthcoming) but here are a few random thoughts while I’ve locked onto our internet connection – this … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Congress, Gormogonica, Science

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The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

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Thoughts On GOP Candidates

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, goodness, look at the time. Here we are, March of 2011, and we still do not know who the GOP candidate for president will be. This has so badly torn up the news media that the poor kids are … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chris Christie, Election, John Bolton, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, President, Republicans

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