Happy Fathers Day to all of our readers who are fathers or who have fathers! Let’s take a look around Castle Gormogon to see what the Fathers Day Fairy brought your Gormogon Overlords, Fathers to All, muah ha ha ha … Continue reading →
According to President Obama’s Father’s Day proclamation, the insipid, politically correct text of which may be found at the link. Royal Physician Dr. J. writes in asking the following salient questions: Between the severe back pain and opium haze, were … Continue reading →
From the Gormogons to our readers. And to our heathen friends, happy summer solstice. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. … Continue reading →
‘Puter would like to personally thank American Idol runner up David Archuleta’s father James Archuleta for his great Fathers’ Day gift idea. Really, what father wouldn’t want a gift certificate for a “massage” in a pair of lace panties at … Continue reading →
