Alternate Reality
Buckle up, kids, this one is going to be long. If you are a follower of ours on Twitter (), you’ve probably seen a handful of us (largely ‘Puter, GorT, and the Czar) rip apart various posts from Washington Post … Continue reading →
Yearly Archives: 2021
NFL Patron Saints—Update!
People ask me*, “Dread and Unusually Attractive Volgi of the Œcumene, it’s getting to the point in the NFL season where I’m really concerned about my team’s making the playoffs, or not screwing up their draft position, or needing to … Continue reading →
Meet the Gormogons, Part 2
Now you get to meet GorT, ‘Puter, and Doctor J!! GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from … Continue reading →
The Federal Government Isn’t the Answer to Everything
On a tip by the Volgi, I subscribe to Klon Kitchen’s “Kitchen Sync”. It’s a great summary of key items and their intersection with government, politics, or society, largely in or related to the Tech industry. He sent a link … Continue reading →
Meet the Gormogons, Part 1
Part one of two, where you get to learn more about the Czar, the Volgi, and the Mandarin through deep and though-provoking questions. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from … Continue reading →
Growing Desperation
Desperate times call for desperate measures, of course. But when the measures get truly desperate, they also get truly goofy. Remember that scene in the Marx Brothers movie Go West, where they’re on a train that’s running out of coal? … Continue reading →
Tribes
It’s been a while since GorT posted an actual blog post but in thinking about this topic, it was more than what I’d do on Twitter. ‘Puter might create a 22-tweet rant but I’m not sure I could adequately cover … Continue reading →
Cuomo, Masks, and More
In this episode, ‘Puter, the Volgi, the Mandarin, and GorT talk about Cuomo (recorded before he stepped down), masking, rational debates, and much more. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive … Continue reading →
Olympics
Join Doctor J, the Volgi, and GorT as they discuss the 2021 (2020) Olympics! GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for … Continue reading →
Science and Olympics
A little diversion for our listeners. The Czar talks about recent scientific breakthroughs and then we tune into some 2021 Olympic coverage of the 2020 Olympics….after this commercial. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и … Continue reading →
Protect Yourself From Monkey Pox
Your Czar is concerned with your health, and naturally has asked his Czarist Imperial Surgeon’s Office to prepare a bullet point list on how you can best protect yourself against the monkey pox, which is known as the Corona, Zombie … Continue reading →
Juneteenth? Sure. But Let’s Replace A Different Holiday.
The Woke activists really think they won a major cultural victory with President* Biden signing a bill to make Juneteenth a federal holiday. Now, this probably won’t translate into a general day off for Americans, just as Columbus Day and … Continue reading →
New York to Businesses: Drop Dead
‘Puter’s been bitching on Twitter for a few days about the New York Legislature passing and Gov. Cuomo signing into law the so-called HERO Act. The act is yet another expensive, expansive state government intrusion into the workplace. Worst of … Continue reading →
Federal Republic
Listen in to The Czar, Dr. J, The Mandarin, ‘Puter, and GorT as they discuss the governmental system of the United States, DC Statehood, the Senate, the Electoral College, and maybe a few other tidbits. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s Practically Perfect In Every Way Immigration Amendment
‘Puter love him some Twitter. Boy, does ‘Puter love him some Twitter. (And bewbs. Don’t forget ‘Puter also loves him some bewbs.) But Twitter by its nature is insufficient for lengthy, nuanced thoughts. As such, ‘Puter decided to revert to … Continue reading →
The Narcissist, the Bully Victim, and the Con
The Narcissist Narcissists come in many flavors, with “harmless” being the most popular; however, a dangerous type of narcissist can ruin people’s lives, destroy reputations, and cost people their jobs—and often, the narcissist is oblivious to the damage he or … Continue reading →
10 Things You Didn’t Know About Boobies
Who doesn’t love boobies? You see the word all over social media, but what does it really mean? And how much do you know about them? The Czar, ever the sort of person who likes to lord his expansive knowledge … Continue reading →
Politics and Racism
The Czar, ‘Puter, and GorT gather to initially talk about TV and movies but spent more time, given current events, talking about politics and racism. We’ll patch in the TV/movie discussion into the next episode. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot … Continue reading →
How Democrats, Media, and the Establishment Misread the Capitol Riot
‘Puter feels like singing. He’s had that one song from “The LEGO Movie” stuck in his head all morning. You know the one. It goes like this: All you guys are racist! All you guys are tools because you’re not … Continue reading →
Götterdämmerung on the Potomac
Senators. Congressmen. Bureaucrats. Judges. Lobbyists. Media. We call these people “the establishment.” They consider themselves gods. But twilight comes for all, even the gods. Twilight is not readily definable, at least not in the vernacular. But we know it when … Continue reading →