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Detroit’s Pensioners Screwed Themselves (And So Are All Other Public Pensioners)

The Gormogons Posted on December 5, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Public sector union members thoughtfully and politely discuss the possible reduction of their pension benefits with the taxpayers footing the outsized and ever-growing bill. Detroit’s public sector unions are squealing like stuck Irish pigs about their pensions being treated as just another unsecured … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, California, Economics, Politicians, Rant, Stupid People, Suck It Czar, Teacher Unions, Unions, West Beirut (Detroit)

The Square Wheels Are Falling Off Liberalism’s “Free Crap For Everyone” Bus: Detroit Pension Edition

The Gormogons Posted on December 3, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

To liberals, utilizing the political process to thwart public sector union excesses is exactly the same as the wholesale slaughter of millions of innocents. Also, U R HITLER, DAMNED RETHUGLIKKANS! There is nothing more pleasing to ‘Puter than watching courts and legislatures … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankruptcy, Liberal Idiots, Stupid People, Teacher Unions, Unions, West Beirut (Detroit)

Despite Claims Otherwise, Detroit’s Public Employees Are To Blame For Its Insolvency

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

After 20 long years of sleeping on the job, those Detroit pensioners earned their pensions! It’s not fair to fault them for their greed and incompetence just because their avaricecratered one of America’s greatest cities. Fox News has an article … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Municipal Bankruptcy, Public Sector Jobs, Suck It Czar, Unions, West Beirut (Detroit)

Bringing A Tiny Piece of Detroit Back To Life

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Not all the news out of Detroit is depressing. A man there stole his father’s encoffined corpse from the cemetery, brought it home in the family van, and pulled the body into the basement with the hope of resurrecting it. … Continue reading →

Posted in Death, West Beirut (Detroit)

Nobel Laureate Joseph Stiglitz: Detroit Failed Because White People Are Greedy, Racist Bastards

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Maybe if Detroit made cars as awesomeas ‘Puter’s 1972 Dodge Dart Swingeragain, they’d have remained solvent. ‘Puter just got around to reading the New York Times Sunday edition, including Nobel laureate Joseph E. Stiglitz’ piece on Detroit’s bankruptcy. Mr. Stiglitz … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Bankruptcy, Bullshit racism accusations, Economics, Free Market Economy, Identity Politics, Liberal Idiots, Rant, Wall Street, West Beirut (Detroit)

AMC Had Some Classics, Too

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As you recall, because it only just happened, the Gormogons have been ruminating over their memories of the AMC motor company (which stood the American Motor Company motor company, apparently). For you youngsters, AMC was a car company that made … Continue reading →

Posted in AMC, Castle Gormogon, Gormogonica, Gremlin, Humor, Pacer, Watercooler, West Beirut (Detroit)

Around the watercooler…

The Gormogons Posted on August 9, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Sometimes your Gormogon overlords take a break from scheming, plotting and our daily machinations to discuss ephemera around the Castle water cooler… Today’s topic of debate: The Gremlin vs. The Pacer At least we could all agree on the denim … Continue reading →

Posted in AMC, Castle Gormogon, Gormogonica, Gremlin, Humor, La Belle France, Pacer, Watercooler, West Beirut (Detroit)

Predicting Detroit

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller with a retrospective on the Death of Detroit; well worth your time and attention so heed: Most illustrious sultan of the steppes: This post is just a couple of observations about Detroit’s demise. I am a native of … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankruptcy, Island Dweller, Mailbag, Municipal Bankruptcy, West Beirut (Detroit)

‘Puter Alerts Disbelieving NYT Editors Liberalism’s Not Wearing Any Clothes

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick,currently serving federal prison time for whatprosecutors termed a “pattern of extortion, bribery and fraud” is more honest than theNew York Times editorial staff. ‘Puter’s been trying to limit his posting, especially after yesterday’s magnum opus on … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberal Idiots, Municipal Bankruptcy, New York Times - NYT, Stupid People, West Beirut (Detroit)

Detroit Can Cram Down Its Public Pension Obligations, Here’s How and Why

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Detroit’s bankruptcy is, as Idiot-in-Chief Joe Biden would say, “a big f*cking deal.” It’s a big deal not only for the people of Detroit, who most certainly have the most to gain (or lose) from restructuring the failed liberal city’s … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Bankruptcy, Liberal Idiots, Rule of Law, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, Unions, West Beirut (Detroit)

Last One Out, Turn Off the Lights

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 25, 2008

Check out this little factoid via Megan McArdle of The Atlantic. Driving one million people (of 1.85 million total)out of your city in just 50 years is amazing. I don’t think even the Black Plague had that kind of kill … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Michigan, Urban Decay, West Beirut (Detroit)

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