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Despite Claims Otherwise, Detroit’s Public Employees Are To Blame For Its Insolvency

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

After 20 long years of sleeping on the job, those Detroit pensioners earned their pensions! It’s not fair to fault them for their greed and incompetence just because their avaricecratered one of America’s greatest cities. Fox News has an article … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Municipal Bankruptcy, Public Sector Jobs, Suck It Czar, Unions, West Beirut (Detroit)

Mailbag – Dr. J. getting his power spoken to Edition

The Gormogons Posted on February 10, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative BG writes in from his adventures in the 8th dimension regarding Dr. J.’s coverage of Dr. Carson’s speech: Esteemed Dr. J. –  If you speak truth to power and nobody reports it, is it still spoken?  My reaction to … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Benjamin Carson, Fox News, Gormogon Operatives, Mac Davis, Mailbag, MSM, Muppets, Political Correctness, Roger Moore, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

Semantics, Common Terms and Fairness

The Gormogons Posted on December 5, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I was watching The Five on Fox News last night and one of the segments was a discussion about the “fiscal cliff” and the latest GOP plan that the White House and democrats have shot down as being not balanced.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Fairness Doctrine, Fox News, Liberals, semantics

Network News: Another Relic That’s Overstayed

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And so only 21% of Americans trust television news shows, a glum television news industry admits. Or, to put the Czar’s way, 79% of Americans think television news is crap. Can’t imagine why. Never mind any discussion about left-wing or … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, CBS News, CNN, Fox News, Main Stream Media, Media, MSNBC, NBC News, Newspapers

Just Sayin’

The Gormogons Posted on December 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Evidently, Fox News says the truth can be told on a now-revealed Cold War spy satellite. Joseph Prusak, 76, spent six months [working on it]. When he was finally briefed on [Project] Hexagon, Prusak, who had worked as an engineer … Continue reading →

Posted in Cold War, Fox News, Math class is hard, Orbiting Mind Control Satellites, Satellite Technology

FoxNews: Science Is Easy!

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Minion #462.5 writes in with something that almost succeeds, except it fails, and fails quite badly. Oh most dread and awful Czar (may thine enemies low-crawl naked across a mile of broken glass to pay homage to your shadow), Fearing … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Science

The Ruby Quartz Glasses Come Off

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

At the Eye of Polyphemus today, Jamie Jeffords, not Scott Summers, turns his eye towards the Greta VanSustren, Tucker Carlson, Mike Tyson kerfuffle so that, thankfully, we don’t have to. Dr. J.

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Posted in Fox News, Journalism, Sexism

Why They Hate Fox News

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 20, 2009

What do conservatives and liberals have in common? They both pretend to shun Fox News. The interesting thing is that both camps generally do it for the same reason. First, let us review. The Obama adminstration hates, hates, hates Fox … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Main Stream Media

Best Morning TV Moment This Year

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2009 by 'PuterOctober 16, 2009

Brian Kilmeade, a morning host on Fox & Friends, let loose with his best unintentional(?) slip-up to date. This morning, during a segment on removing pet stains from carpets, padding and subfloors, a goat, a sheep and a pig were … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News

More on Moron Czars

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 6, 2009

Boy, the whole Obama Czars thing is getting a bit nuts…on the conservative side! We are hearing all sorts of strange claims. Fox Military Analyst Ralph Peters says that President Obama “needs to knock it off with the czars and … Continue reading →

Posted in Andrew Jackson, Constitutional Law, Czars, Fox News, George W. Bush, Obama Administration, U.S. Constitution, Useful Idiots

Re: The Fourth Branch

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 16, 2009

The Czar has long maintained that Disney is a bit of an evil-minded entity. Then came clues that they are a shill for the Democratic party. First, there was ABC’s refusal to sell the DVD of The Path to 9/11, … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, Barack Obama, Fox News, Hypocrisy, Media Bias

The Fourth Branch of Government

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2009 by The MandarinJune 16, 2009

According to this report on the Drudge Report, ABC News anchor Charlie Gibson will deliver the June 24th, World News broadcast live from the Blue Room of the White House. Your Mandarin thought it was a clever little jibe when … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, CBS News, Fox News, Socialized Medicine

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