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Detroit’s Pensioners Screwed Themselves (And So Are All Other Public Pensioners)

The Gormogons Posted on December 5, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Public sector union members thoughtfully and politely discuss the possible reduction of their pension benefits with the taxpayers footing the outsized and ever-growing bill. Detroit’s public sector unions are squealing like stuck Irish pigs about their pensions being treated as just another unsecured … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, California, Economics, Politicians, Rant, Stupid People, Suck It Czar, Teacher Unions, Unions, West Beirut (Detroit)

The Minimum Wages of Sin

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

California is raising its minimum wage to $10 an hour. Presently, it is $8 an hour. If a store owner has three part-time employees who are paid minimum wage, and let us say each worker shows up 24 hours a … Continue reading →

Posted in Business, California, Liberal Idiots

Forboding Future

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

While I know it isn’t pretty, people should take a long, hard look at California and begin wondering what our future holds.  Let me summarize a few data points: The Proposition 30 tax hike (to the tune of $6B) passed … Continue reading →

Posted in (Goin' back to) Cali, California, Democrats, Economics, Taxes

Pure Genius

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

These guys are about as good as Wile E. Coyote catching the Road Runner: utter failure while believing the whole time that they are super-geniuses.  The early word from the People’s Republic of California is that the so-called “Amazon tax” … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Economics, Liberals

Folsom Prison Blues, California and the NYT

The Gormogons Posted on May 24, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

The New York Times editorial board gets something partially correct today! This editorial lauds the Supreme Court for upholding a Ninth Circuit decision requiring California to remedy intolerable (“cruel and unusual”) prison conditions.* Based on the decision, the conditions inside … Continue reading →

Posted in California, New York Times - NYT, Prison, Supreme Court

Calithornia

The Gormogons Posted on December 17, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Examples of how California is royally screwed are many. Look at Victor David Hanson’s survey of the central valley, ponder the idiocy of a state-paid food nazi suing McDonalds for her own poor parenting, or just ponder the unionized financial … Continue reading →

Posted in California, EARTHQUAAAKE, Mailbag

Cali – that’s all we can afford to spell

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Nice take on the woes in California and the future of that state as compared to others. Joel Kotkin, nice job. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Texas

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Maybe Bradgelina and the rest of the Hollywood A-listers can help with this.  Fromt the SFGate: With one in every eight workers unemployed and empty state coffers, California is borrowing billions of dollars from the federal government to pay unemployment … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Taxes

So Easy Even California Can Do It Correctly

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 25, 2009

See, Scotland? This is how you treat a convicted mass murder who is diagnosed with terminal cancer while serving his sentence. You let the evil piece of garbage die in prison, despite her pleas for a charitable early release. Not … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Libya, Lockerbie Bomber, Scotland

Sad, but…

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 8, 2009

Fans Flock to Mourn California, 1849-2009 LOS ANGELES – Millions of fans from around the globe gathered along Sunset Boulevard to pay final respects to California today, as a slow moving funeral procession transported the eccentric superstar state’s remains to … Continue reading →

Posted in (Goin' back to) Cali, California, Decadence, Humor, Iowahawk

What, Me Worry?

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2009 by 'PuterJune 25, 2009

With plunging tax revenues, California has stated it will issue IOUs to its creditors, including taxpayers. ‘Puter recommends a large Silicon Valley company purchase the IOUs from recipients for pennies on the dollar, then pay its California taxes with the … Continue reading →

Posted in (Goin' back to) Cali, California, Taxes

Sorry Perez!

The Gormogons Posted on May 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 26, 2009

The people of California voted today, and evidently Miss California Prejean wins. Why, whoulda thunk it? The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Gay Marriage

¿Quien Es Mas Loco?

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 16, 2009

¿California o Nueva York? Just like contestants in the old SNL skit unable to determine which Latino star was more manly, ‘Puter’s got no earthly idea as to which state is more massively screwed up. As John Lott notes over … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill Murray, California, Hiring Freeze, New York, SNL

In Which ‘Puter Returns From Gomorrah

The Gormogons Posted on February 19, 2009 by 'PuterFebruary 19, 2009

‘Puter has returned from his cross-country extravaganza to Los Angeles, California. A good time was had by all. The ‘Puter family visited the world headquarters of Vivid Entertainment and Larry Flynt’s enterprise. Actually, we just drove by on our way … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Vivid Entertainment

Unions Screw California

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2008

With some help from the politicians. At least that’s what an op-ed piece in today’s San Francisco Chronicle (of all places) says. But who believes economists from Pepperdine University anyway? Our elected superiors certainly know what they’re doing. ‘Puter welcomes … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Instapundit, New York, Pensions, Unions

Exile in Sacramento

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 19, 2008

So, ‘Puter, bad as New York is*, California, as ever, is on the cutting edge of ways to keep bloated government spending alive. *And somewhere, Arthur Laffer’s loving your lyrics. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept … Continue reading →

Posted in (Goin' back to) Cali, California, N.Y. Budget Woes

Your ValSpeak Guide to Etiquette

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 1981 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 23, 1981

Once again, the only three television news networks are promoting a ridiculous trend that, for some reason, they would like to see go national, and therefore spend a ridiculous amount of time talking about it like it is a genuine … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Invented Trends, Main Stream Media

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