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What the MSM Doesn’t Know About Catholics Can Fill A Book; Here’s The Book

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Just a quick couple of thoughts on the whole Pope Francis surge in the news lately. You can get the genuine religious angle here, but allow the Czar to take some potshots at the Main Stream Media. Because he loves … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazing Catholic Bullshit Generator, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Pope Don't Float, Pope Francis, Professional Catholics®, Roman Catholics, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Apples and Oranges

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Subtitle: Papal Elections and Secular Elections Our parochial vicar (read: assistant pastor) gave a homily over the weekend that was largely a repeat of one he gave last week albeit at a different Mass.  Apparently, the pastor really liked the … Continue reading →

Posted in Professional Catholics®, Roman Catholics, Secularism

There Can Be Only One: NYT’s Aliskyite Jihad Against Roman Catholicism

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

NYT editorial cartoonists rendition ofliberalism’s preferred treatment of the Catholic Church.  There can be only one.And Obama’s got the job. New York Times’ former executive editor, now a full-time writer, Bill Keller issued the Left’s marching orders this afternoon, weighing in with … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Amazing Catholic Bullshit Generator, New York Times - NYT, Professional Catholics®, Roman Catholics, Stupid People

Sutor, Ne Ultra Crepidam!

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Cardinal Dolan of the Archdioceseof New York prepares to hostilely subjugate a Latina (!) to the Church’soppressive patriarchy, as told by MoDo. For those of you unschooled in Latin, this post’s title roughly translates to “Hey, shoemaker! Just worry about … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazing Catholic Bullshit Generator, Maureen Dowd, New York Times - NYT, Professional Catholics®, Stupid People, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Washington Post Hates Catholics

The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Maybe that’s a bit harsh. But then again, maybe not. After all, what else could explain the Washington Post’s editorial staff green-lighting this intemperate, false, poorly reasoned dreck from one Melinda Henneberger? Maybe it’s not anti-Catholic hatred, per se. Maybe … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazing Catholic Bullshit Generator, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Professional Catholics®, Roman Catholics, Stupid People

‘Puter Goes Pro-Choice

The Gormogons Posted on February 8, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

And ‘Puter chooses freedom. Generations of immigrants have done so, abandoning their old lives, setting off for America’s blessed shores, believing that America’s foundational ideals would enable them, and if not them then certainly their children, to build better lives. … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, HHS, Obama Administration, Professional Catholics®, Rant, Roman Catholics

Religious Fringe Benefits

The Gormogons Posted on August 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some of you wrote in supporting the Czar’s tirade against the volunteer head of religious education at his local Muscovy church. As you recall, the Цесаревич, and now sigh the Царевич as well, must attend religious education over at Наша … Continue reading →

Posted in Pope Don't Float, Professional Catholics®, Roman Catholics, Science, Skepticism, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Mission Impossible…

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Each summer all parishes in the Chicago Archdiocese are asked to welcome a person representing a particular religious order that engages in missionary work. Today the guest speaker at the parish your Mandarin attends was Fr. Bob, O.S.A. from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, Amazing Catholic Bullshit Generator, Professional Catholics®, Roman Catholics, Social Justice

Cafeteria Catholics Unite!

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Speaking for the “Catholicism = Whatever My Personal Beliefs Are At Any Given Time” wing of the faith, E.J. Dionne pens another Washington Post op-ed. Regular readers of your Gormogons know ‘Puter’s opinion of Mr. Dionne regarding matters of Catholic … Continue reading →

Posted in E.J. Dionne, Professional Catholics®, Rant, Washington Post - WaPo

Don’t Let the Church Door Hit Ya…

The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Non-Catholic readers of this site must be surprised with the Roman Catholic tilt here the last couple of weeks, but there is news afoot. Chicago Catholics are all-too-familiar with the perpetual shenanigans of Fr. Michael Pfleger, the pastor of Saint … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Professional Catholics®, Roman Catholics, Social Justice, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

WWJD?

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

The answer according to Nicholas D. Kristof writing in today’s New York Times seems to be that Jesus would do whatever comports with Mr.Kristof’s liberal nostrums, regardless of what the Magisterium says. One of ‘Puter’s few conservative friends from college, … Continue reading →

Posted in New York Times - NYT, Professional Catholics®, Roman Catholics, Stupid People

Male Bag!

The Gormogons Posted on April 12, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Wait, no, that’s not right. That’s the sort of thing Czar blows his entire disability check on every month down at the Manhole. ‘Puter’s always wondered what goes on in there, as the windows are all blacked out. Czar refuses … Continue reading →

Posted in Maureen Dowd, Professional Catholics®, Roman Catholics

Professional Catholics®

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 22, 2009

Kathy Shaidle on Maggie Gallagher‘s demolishing of the incompetents who staff most Catholic political groups: Exactly. Professional Catholics(tm) tend to be simpleminded, two-faced, passive aggressive, incompetent boobs. They do more harm than good and would really help their causes by … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazing Catholic Bullshit Generator, Professional Catholics®, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

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