Department of Education, fully funded! (Updated)
But the military’s getting screwed. Thanks, Congress. Thanks, banks. Thanks, Fannie & Freddie. Thanks, real-estate speculators. You’ve made us all less safe. Thanks. Thanks so much.
UPDATE: On the other hand, at least the same thing is happening in Russia. Moldova and Ukraine can genuinely thank the economy-wreckers for their continued territorial integrity.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.