Anyone else noticing the slight chill in the air (here in the DC Suburbs it was below 30 degrees when I left for work this morning)?? It looks like some people are and it looks like we’re in for a decade or more of “global cooling”. But wait, what about all this global warmin…I mean, climate change you say? (see, if you can’t get the direction of change right, just call it “change” and ignore warming or cooling). Well, if you look at real, hard data and you don’t fudge it to fit some preconceived notion of blame, then you start getting more accurate results. Now, I’ll be the first to say that the science of global climate modeling is difficult and we’re years away from it (we can’t even model clouds which are a large factor in the climate). But, if you read through the article above, you’ll see that some are getting a pretty good correlation of data…and it’s not a man-made factor causing it.
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