Pin the Tale on the Donkey
Tim Pawlenty delivered a tirade at the CPAC conference against President Obama’s progressivist policies, comparing the President to Tiger Woods and convervatives to Elin Nordegren.
Democratic National Committee spokesperson Brad Woodhouse said…
The American people don’t need more empty sound bites and red meat one-liners for the extreme right wing. They need serious leaders with serious solutions to the problems we face—and Pawlenty proved today that the only thing he is serious about is pandering to the radical right wing!
…as he quietly updated his résumé.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.