And she loses it so bad that even the President tells her to STFU.

Madame Speaker, demonstrating the rhetorical skills of a 14-year-old who thinks in absolutist terms no matter how absurd, stated that if the President is going to cut federal spending, then there must be a freeze of funds going to the Department of Defense.

Yes, the Czar knows there are two wars going on; you think the Czar thought this up?

Why Defense in particular? Well, as Madame Speaker knows full well, the Defense Department is loaded with evil, capitalist robber scumbag defense contractors. And everyone knows that 200 cents out of every dollar goes to defense contractors, who use the money to buy third world babies so the top-hatted contractors can light cigars with them. So let us stop this evil by cutting off their funding.

The Czar really doesn’t know what to say…that she’s wrong about defense contractors (by the way, in full disclosure, the Czar believes four of us at one time or another worked or work in the defense industry)? Or that she is so far down the looney hole that even the Obama rope can no longer reach her?

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.