Like this guy’s.

Blog title from a cult of “Bones” villains (spelling doesn’t count). Val Kilmer–in his only award worthy performance–as Doc Holliday in the sidebar. Post art complimenting snark on a par with McGoo or Yours Egomaniacally. And, of course, insanity-riddled, five-by-fucking-five commentary. And the kicker–no comments. They don’t give a fuck what you think. Here’s a teaser for the rest of you with physics envy–or even metaphysics envy–from one author, The Czar’s, profile: I am become jackass, the destroyer of relationships. Go here for more.

We thank you, Soylent Greenie, and welcome you to the Blog Pimp Roll. We commend his combination of hard-core climate-change skepticism and soft-core salacious pictures (do not browse freely at work unless you work at Penthouse), as well as just plain funny stuff, to anyone to whom the intersection of those sets appeals.

Mitch H. at Blogfonte has been reading us, apparently. We approve of The Dead Zone, incidentally. We had to cancel it before they revealed our plan for the apocalypse, but still, solid show. Welcome to the Pimperdome, Mitch.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.