New At Our Gift Shop!
Yes, it is true! We were not expecting these until next week, but our marketing department got the goods just in time for the holidays.
Come on by the Gomorgon gift shop, in the lobby of the Castle (you sort of have to pass through it on your way out, assuming you make it out, that is)!
We are proud to offer our first LEGORMOGON construction set, Czar’s Dining Hall Mayhem! Click to enlarge it; apologies for the bad scan out of our catalog (see page 8 if you have one!)
This one is very cool. It has all the usual guys, plus the Mandarin’s spider Annie. Directions are included in this 304 piece set.
Normally, folks would have to wait a long time to find out what the next set is, but Gormogon readers get a quick line up right here!
See all the rest of the sets!
The Mandarin’s Laboratory
‘Puter’s Playroom
Volgi’s Inner Sanctum
Gort’s Quantum Lair
We are in negotiations for a second series, but our marketing department was told we need to see how these sell first. Our hunch, pretty good—because we will kill those who oppose us!
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.