Once the Mandarin and GorT get the satellite uplinks working and we can start directly controlling TV programming, the Gormogons will have whole channels devoted to the BET issues program What Up With That? You will either be baffled and confused, or love it unreservedly. Confucius* suspects that he knows which way his brother Li Bai will go. (Apologies in advance for NBC’s ads.)
*For those who came in late: Confucius is the Gormogons’ Œcumenical Volgi.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.